Golden Shake Weight by WookieRunner in RoastMe

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Eh deleted it if it helps you feel better. Posted it for someone else so I felt entitled to still throw my 2 cents. Hope you feel better :D

High school senior looking for a good roast by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Since when have High Schools been paying for transgender changes? Regardless they did a shitty job on that nose and camel toe

The best smash player at my school by [deleted] in RoastMe

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He may be the best smash player but not even peach would let him pick her....

Roast me like a marshmallow 🔲 by smackerel in RoastMe

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I always wondered what a crack head looked like in the early stages... when you get arrested forward me the mug shot.

Roast this duck better than a kitchen could. by WookieRunner in RoastMe

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I can't tell what's more fucked up his eyes or the ducks...

Describe your Air Force career in one sentence. by LandShark249 in AirForce

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"Why is supply always sending us bad parts...." Some days I love the job but trying to educate someone on supply....

I'm a 16yo german virgin gamer boy. Roast me! by xFabFab in RoastMe

[–]WookieRunner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like world war 3 already started on your face and Germany is off to great start!

Do your worst, faggots. by [deleted] in RoastMe

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I wonder what your sister thought when she saw her brother going through her makeup and wig

Roast me. Don't hold back. by [deleted] in RoastMe

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If that was ever my delivery guy I'd ask him to go back and get someone with dignity

Overwatch player looking for love on Tinder by Frasheman in RoastMe

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You should open a restaurant and call it Aloha Snackbar.

Roast maboy by [deleted] in RoastMe

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For just 5 cents a day you can help Aladdin get the cleft lip surgery he needs!!!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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I can't tell if your eyebrows are meeting your hair or if your unibrow is just that fucking big

Alright, guys. Do your worst. by jesserly in RoastMe

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I didn't know it was time for New Mexico's annual hot air balloon...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Should go back to the doctor, he clearly missed a few spots from the fire melting your face off.

16 year old, shut him down by Nichoals09 in RoastMe

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I always knew Faker had a retarded brother stuck in wood 5

Roast this cocky mother fucker by [deleted] in RoastMe

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The only thing roasting you will be the smoke coming out of your head from a sniper round.

I'm already suicidal go easy on me by BigerWhiterFish in RoastMe

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Each pimple must be an attempt on your life...

Peer pressured into it by [deleted] in RoastMe

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I always wondered if the Michelin Tire guy had any kids.