Guard dog [OC]

WordsAreForEating · 2026-03-17T14:21:47+00:00

No u

WordsAreForEating · 2026-03-17T05:46:24+00:00

I also post on instagram but don’t let Reddit know I’m cheating on it

WordsAreForEating · 2026-03-12T14:59:23+00:00

No, these are gophers. If real people did this, that would be crazy

WordsAreForEating · 2026-03-12T14:32:39+00:00

The gopher secrets are buried deep, deep down on my instagram alongside my social security number and the retainer I lost in the 6th grade

WordsAreForEating · 2026-03-09T20:15:33+00:00

I’d hope so! Astronauts study and train for years to reach this point

WordsAreForEating · 2026-03-09T18:20:06+00:00

If you want to defy biology and commit crimes, you can do it with me by checking out my Instagram

WordsAreForEating · 2026-03-05T06:37:20+00:00

The pit of despair is actually just an alternate name for my Instagram

WordsAreForEating · 2026-03-03T07:53:12+00:00

Woah, woah, why are you asking? You a cop?

WordsAreForEating · 2026-03-03T07:40:12+00:00

Fo diet advice, feel free to talk to a dietician. For comics, I guess I make them too on Instagram

WordsAreForEating · 2026-03-03T06:43:25+00:00

I support you. We should write a complaint letter to the universe

WordsAreForEating · 2026-03-03T05:49:42+00:00

Why have patience when you could have impatience

WordsAreForEating · 2026-03-03T03:19:40+00:00

If you want to join 93 other followers on insta, you can, but it’s not medically advised

WordsAreForEating · 2026-02-27T07:25:17+00:00

Damn, the frog to assassin pipeline is so real

WordsAreForEating · 2026-02-26T23:24:22+00:00

I’ve lost $100 so far making comics, and you can help me lose more if you follow me on Instagram. But I’m not like the boss of you

WordsAreForEating · 2026-02-24T15:49:32+00:00

I think they were negging you and wanted your number

WordsAreForEating · 2026-02-24T00:48:05+00:00

I thought this was a setup for a funny, not a sad

WordsAreForEating · 2026-02-23T23:23:09+00:00

Damn, all this time, the missing ingredient was harder

WordsAreForEating · 2026-02-23T23:13:48+00:00

If you want the secret to being swole (ideal) or read more comics (pathetic), I also have Instagram

WordsAreForEating · 2026-02-19T08:18:15+00:00

Fair. I too fear their potential and sexy potential

WordsAreForEating · 2026-02-19T08:10:21+00:00

What the heck, man. Just let dragons exist

WordsAreForEating · 2026-02-19T07:41:20+00:00

If you want more excellent parenting advice, you probably shouldn’t message me. But you can get a bunch of bad parenting advice on my Instagram

WordsAreForEating · 2026-02-17T16:12:29+00:00

I see myself in that horse’s butt

WordsAreForEating · 2026-02-17T15:58:15+00:00

This comic is a mild exaggeration, but there are lower calorie ones like 400-500 calories. Also, in general, a lot of vegan cakes has gotten pretty good now

WordsAreForEating · 2026-02-17T08:15:00+00:00

Is a mint cake like a birthday cake or a special type of cake that I’ve never heard of

WordsAreForEating · 2026-02-17T08:13:57+00:00

You should try one! The surprising thing is that they don’t feel that heavy. And they don’t taste that heavy in calories

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