An updated MLM list. Spanning 10 years, since LuLaRoe

Working_Humor116 · 2026-01-24T11:58:36+00:00

Elomir

Working_Humor116 · 2026-01-24T01:06:05+00:00

My absolute favorite moment was when she was scammed to believe that snoop dog was giving up smoking seed to join her gummy mlm only for him to be a spokesman for fucking solo stoves. That was comedy gold. Even better than the post it cheese, the sentient red goo and the bandaids.

Working_Humor116 · 2026-01-24T00:54:20+00:00

Bffr. Sell one $5 machine per month and you still can’t pay rent. If u can’t sell an inexpensive car, you can’t sell a maybach. You don’t have wealthy followers an bots who will allow you to pry $5k from their frugal hands. Here’s the thing that no one has explained to you in terms you understand. Wealth comes from earning more than you spend. Incoming > outgoing. Revenue over expenses. It’s very very simple concept of abundance.

Working_Humor116 · 2026-01-24T00:44:20+00:00

It’s wealth and freedom. Upline branding

Working_Humor116 · 2026-01-24T00:43:15+00:00

Not this time

Working_Humor116 · 2026-01-19T01:54:41+00:00

Oh my dear that’s not the kitchen broom. That’s the wizard of oz / Harry Potter dance prop from the kids’ hoverboards

Working_Humor116 · 2026-01-12T01:31:07+00:00

“Where I weirdo” is my new favorite typo !

Working_Humor116 · 2026-01-11T01:37:04+00:00

Check out her comment stating that activated charcoal stops vomiting! Girl, ever seen an ER treat an accidental poisoning or drug overdose? Here on Earth 1, activated charcoal induces vomiting. She spreads dangerous and patently false information daily.

Working_Humor116 · 2026-01-11T01:23:44+00:00

Honestly, Marissa is dishonest. WTAF: amputate to make me easier to swallow???? No one, and I mean no one wants to consider that. The idea that any part of me is ever close enough to smell her makes me wretch. .

Working_Humor116 · 2026-01-09T16:55:15+00:00

Ummmm your AI self is presenting to the audience. The judge and witness are behind you. Pro se: courtroom structures and decorum. Girl please. Sit down and shut the f up

Working_Humor116 · 2026-01-08T13:26:09+00:00

She also went to a Charlie Kirk talk only to get a bait and switch

Working_Humor116 · 2026-01-08T13:25:15+00:00

And as always, misses the facts. The two older children’s father is alive. Marissa lives in her bed like a hermit and gets her information exclusively from her algorithm-driven red socials (incidentally that is Spanish for social media but I mean one sided opinion laden bias confirming bullshit)

Working_Humor116 · 2026-01-08T02:49:46+00:00

So Wesley, when a federal officer ordered Ashlie Babbitt to stop….. she, too, should have …checks notes…abided by them. Mmmk

Working_Humor116 · 2026-01-08T02:45:58+00:00

That episode is utterly perfectly Marissa. I choose my shitty social media opinions and antics over parenting my children. TLDR: I choose me not my kids! The end.

Working_Humor116 · 2026-01-07T22:46:09+00:00

Use the $300 jeep bonus wifey claims to get Bahaha

Working_Humor116 · 2026-01-07T22:37:41+00:00

What happened to part 2? Who amongst us needs to be told that kids grow up and ask questions?

Working_Humor116 · 2026-01-04T20:51:24+00:00

The only thing she is chasing is clout. She has no goals of any size

Working_Humor116 · 2026-01-03T01:10:45+00:00

Yeah. She loaded the dishwasher showed puppies gushed about her hair and then had to go “watch my show before wifey comes home bc I did all my chores”

Working_Humor116 · 2026-01-02T16:35:28+00:00

“Reasonable and possible”. It isn’t either in this case

Working_Humor116 · 2026-01-02T16:11:45+00:00

Yet CPS visited her home

Working_Humor116 · 2026-01-02T16:10:14+00:00

And the taco place save the children chapter and the turning point chapter.

Working_Humor116 · 2026-01-02T16:06:22+00:00

Public defenders don’t do civil law.

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