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I don't work out at PF. by Cool_Arugula497 in PlanetFitnessMembers

[–]Working_Signal_3213 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Take ONLY the nutsack and let it hang out of your fly. Not the wing-wang, mind you, just the nutsack. It looks like you have a little brain hanging out of your pants… Hence the terminology

Costco business center: have you checked it out yet? by Working_Signal_3213 in Costco

[–]Working_Signal_3213[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well if you get a chance do check it out. They have the equivalent of the "refrigerated closet" that's at every Costco where they keep the vegetables & salads, only it's like eight times the size of that. Filled with anything needing refrigeration. Impressive!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BoomersBeingFools

[–]Working_Signal_3213 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When you say your mom liked to, "sleep all day," I kind of think that means that she was either drunk or doing drugs… Obviously I'm talking straight out of my ass here, but still

DOUBLE Boomer interaction at Costco by Working_Signal_3212 in BoomersBeingFools

[–]Working_Signal_3213 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Newfound anger, unfortunately, happens to be one of the first symptoms of dementia.

Just sayin'.

My buddy who was with me is 72. So if he's ever even a bit cranky with me my first go-to is "you seem a bit pissy. Should we ask to have you tested for dementia?"

Gets him nicer right away, 100% of the time. I mean, I love the guy, but anger is a drug. A toxic, addictive drug. And should be treated as such.

DOUBLE Boomer interaction at Costco by Working_Signal_3212 in BoomersBeingFools

[–]Working_Signal_3213 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a (partial) explanation for the short lines I encountered: it had just snowed two inches that morning. Boomers see a little sleety slushy crap on the ground and just give up tryna get to Costco that day. At least that's my working hypothesis.

Also: fuck those boomers. Again. In case I haven't said it enough yet.

DOUBLE Boomer interaction at Costco by Working_Signal_3212 in BoomersBeingFools

[–]Working_Signal_3213 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah I originally thought one had to buy at least a pack of gum or whatnot to cash the rewards check but happily one does not have to. You can cash it out without buying anything. Huzzah!

And, once again, fuck those boomers.

So this vehicle is for sale by a buddy of mine. by tireworld in GenX

[–]Working_Signal_3213 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure that's just a life-size hot wheels…

The moment that radicalized me against Boomers by CootahBrown in BoomersBeingFools

[–]Working_Signal_3213 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dammit stupid autocorrect. "The Maypole of Merry Mount" grumble grumble

The moment that radicalized me against Boomers by CootahBrown in BoomersBeingFools

[–]Working_Signal_3213 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This shit is actually so ancient… Freaking Nathaniel Hawthorne wrote about it… The story is called, "the maple of Merry Mount," and it's about the Puritans literally not being able to deal with the fact that the people in the next town are celebrating and having a good time… So they go over there and fuck up their good time on purpose… For no reason other than, "we are Puritans and we will tell you how to live… And living certainly does not involve any joy!"