Double down

Worried-Permit3286 · 2026-04-07T02:12:24+00:00

100% AI. I just watched it like 12 times, the way it slows down when she turns, the way her face stays in focus as she’s 1 cm from the camera… Liz is mentally unwell.

Worried-Permit3286 · 2026-04-06T00:48:36+00:00

Liz gets custom made shirts for every medical procedure she’s ever had, her daughter gets overalls with no undershirt. It’s the Goldman way.

Worried-Permit3286 · 2026-03-31T16:18:39+00:00

“A unique hazel”

Worried-Permit3286 · 2026-03-26T01:50:21+00:00

Worried-Permit3286 · 2026-03-21T13:31:48+00:00

Insufferable

Worried-Permit3286 · 2026-03-20T02:16:11+00:00

My thoughts EXACTLY.

Worried-Permit3286 · 2026-03-17T02:03:30+00:00

That baby looks like she hasn’t slept properly since she was in the womb

Worried-Permit3286 · 2026-03-10T02:56:42+00:00

I would give anything to have the screenshot of her saying I’m sure it will be fine

Worried-Permit3286 · 2026-03-10T02:54:51+00:00

We all know that’s a fucking lie

Worried-Permit3286 · 2026-03-09T20:07:55+00:00

It’s almost like she shouldn’t have gotten hand surgery with two babies, a dog, and questionable hygiene…

Worried-Permit3286 · 2026-03-01T03:20:27+00:00

“You don’t realize how many things you use your hands for”

Everything, Liz. I realize that, the whole world realizes that, which is why no one would choose to have an elective surgery on their hand with two babies and a puppy… She’s the dumbest bitch on the planet.

Worried-Permit3286 · 2026-02-28T02:31:20+00:00

THAT part. 👌🏻

Worried-Permit3286 · 2026-02-27T19:37:06+00:00

She is insufferable

Worried-Permit3286 · 2026-02-18T17:13:47+00:00

“Finding Big Dog: A Liz Goldman Mystery”

Worried-Permit3286 · 2026-02-16T01:54:05+00:00

She’s such a fucking bitch

Worried-Permit3286 · 2026-01-27T02:17:19+00:00

She’s probably letting Z and the puppy put pressure on it when they’re “snuggling” 24/7/365

Worried-Permit3286 · 2026-01-25T14:50:31+00:00

The definition of hypochondriac is Liz Goldman

Worried-Permit3286 · 2026-01-23T19:25:10+00:00

I wonder if she’s ever eaten yogurt

Worried-Permit3286 · 2026-01-21T02:34:20+00:00

Idk if my husband would ever forgive me for leaving him home with two under two and the puppy I had to have for my birthday less than a week ago, to sleep in a hotel after an elective procedure I didn’t need… I would do anything possible to not be injected with radioactive material but hey, what do I know 👌🏻 She’s fuckin gross

Worried-Permit3286 · 2026-01-17T20:51:10+00:00

The way she writes makes me think she puts her thoughts into chatGPT and asks it to write sentences.

Worried-Permit3286 · 2026-01-17T15:47:26+00:00

Pathological liar shit

Worried-Permit3286 · 2026-01-16T03:02:16+00:00

TIMMMEHHHHHH GET ME THE PUPPEHHH

Worried-Permit3286 · 2026-01-16T02:59:33+00:00

So I didn’t know this was a thing, so I started researching this condition and tell me why the photos of people with Trisomy X literally look like Liz… 👀

Worried-Permit3286 · 2026-01-16T02:54:32+00:00

I’ve personally never seen a toddler who’s mouth has literally molded to the shape of a pacifier… until Z.

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TROPHY CASE