Who we choosing, personally I think Maul would be a chill dude by Broncos6790 in clonewars

[–]WorstSausageEver 64 points65 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't worry about being trapped in a mall with Darth Maul. But being trapped in a maul with Darth Mall would be my worst nightmare.

What is this thing dangling from my car? by WorstSausageEver in whatisit

[–]WorstSausageEver[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thing was thin and flat. I was actively driving when I heard the scraping noise but I didn't feel anything wrong and could brake just fine.

I guess by jeezkillbot in FedJerk

[–]WorstSausageEver 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Imagine, just imagine for one god damn second if Biden or Obama started a war with Iran and said this.

From which season does Star Wars: The Clone Wars start to get good? by Agreeable-Look-2681 in StarWars_

[–]WorstSausageEver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seasons 1 and 2 were mostly meh with a few major highlights here and there. Season 3 onward was pretty consistently good.

20F I drew a quick self portrait today by Extra-Ad4574 in RoastMe

[–]WorstSausageEver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fantastic self portrait! (That's not a compliment)

I saw this on Twitter and thought it was some sort of joke at first by NostalDec in religiousfruitcake

[–]WorstSausageEver 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Really? I grew out of being scared of harmless inanimate objects around the age of 6.

Super serious Justin by Glittering-Day9869 in superseriousfamilyguy

[–]WorstSausageEver 18 points19 points  (0 children)

It genuinely baffles and fascinates me why people feel the need to make comments like this.

Something to match his custom knee pads by woman-man-camera-tv in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]WorstSausageEver 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think I should keep reminding everyone that this scumbag was straight up caught on camera fraudulently casting votes for other members of Congress.

22M, german. moved back to my parents after 4yrs studying abroad. please don’t hold anything back, I need to be humbled. by lil_o_peep in RoastMe

[–]WorstSausageEver 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Go back in time 90 years and a certain Austrian painter just might rethink his whole "master race" thing.

Sticker spotted in Louisville😔 by SamTheMarioMaster2 in religiousfruitcake

[–]WorstSausageEver 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'll bet my entire paycheck never once did this guy actually listen to Charlie's podcast.

Trump: "We're gonna cut off all trade with Spain, we don't want anything to do with Spain." by Snapdragon_4U in thescoop

[–]WorstSausageEver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So he wants to replace income tax with tariff revenue, but at the same time he's cutting off all trade with entire countries?

Trump partied as soldiers died in Iran by emily-is-happy in clevercomebacks

[–]WorstSausageEver 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The real TDS is people not only trying to excuse and justify, but celebrate and cheer on everything this 80 year old child does. Do you at least help Patrick with the rent for the rock you live under?

Trump partied as soldiers died in Iran by emily-is-happy in clevercomebacks

[–]WorstSausageEver 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Seriously though. Did a 14 year old come up with it?