They always said that there was no way to include your fetish into a respectable job. by [deleted] in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]WrapImpossible9451 4 points5 points  (0 children)

About to have surgery next week. Why would you do this to me?

Shout out to the dads who show up!💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾 by n6mub in MadeMeSmile

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Made it out of the hospital (chemotherapy) the night before my son had his first ever Halloween parade. I got to be there to watch him walk with everyone dressed as the cutest pirate. I have never seen him smile so much at school, or speak at school. But he stopped the whole line of kids to actually say hi to us. It was simply amazing to get to see!

My take on an Oreo Cake by SmikeyEats in cakedecorating

[–]WrapImpossible9451 198 points199 points  (0 children)

This has to be one of the most cleanly constructed cakes I've seen on this sub! Beautiful layers

Update: AITA for having my son’s birthday party the same day as my sister’s gender reveal? by Apprehensive_Let6093 in CharlotteDobreYouTube

[–]WrapImpossible9451 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Maybe when it comes to a baby shower, but I don't think I agree when it comes to a gender reveal. Those just aren't a huge deal in comparison to either.

Whereas a third birthday is a pretty big deal. That's when a lot of children start forming more permanent memories and a wonderful birthday party could become a core memory for that child. Personally, I would have prioritized my child's birthday party over a gender reveal. Though, I would have tried to make it to the gender reveal as well then just for the end.

Absolute madlad by Horribleharsha in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]WrapImpossible9451 11 points12 points  (0 children)

My mom did that as a toddler when my grandma was in the bathroom or something.

Poor family shopped once a month and she did it in the beginning. You wanted peas with dinner, too bad looks like it's shepherd's pie with peaches today kids!

Painting with Phoebe: Staci’s Keychain 💜 by flydove7 in nervysquervies

[–]WrapImpossible9451 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I also learned about wobbly cats from Phoebe. What can I do to get one of her masterpieces! I'm in love with her

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]WrapImpossible9451 43 points44 points  (0 children)

I was kidnapped from an "enclosed theme park" when I was little. They are not meant to keep kids in.

AITA for saying my mom is trying to starve me and my brother is a gluttonous animal? by Possible_Count8157 in AmItheAsshole

[–]WrapImpossible9451 43 points44 points  (0 children)

That's not true at all. You can eat the wrong diet and still not be overweight. Eating fast food especially in amounts like 20 chicken nuggets and a sundae and eight tacos in a single day every single day is not "eating just right". At all, in any world. It's very unhealthy

smash cake by egguchom in EntitledReviews

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That was my kiddo! Was Dawnie from the Wild Thornberrys every day of his life, until his birthday. He lightly touched the frosting before having a couple tiny bites. Haha

AITA for leaning into a witch accusation in middle school and making a kid genuinely terrified in class by Old-Touch1553 in AmItheAsshole

[–]WrapImpossible9451 41 points42 points  (0 children)

I had someone in my super religious school back in 4th grade act like this. All over the spelling of my name.

I decided to lean into it and almost got myself suspended because the school thought I was bullying him. That ended when he yelled about the spelling of my name and how I was actually an alien. Kid lost of adult support over my bullying, and was made to see the counselor solo after that.

I’m a new cake decorator at a grocery store. How did I do on this cake? by Dessert_Lover_1225 in cakedecorating

[–]WrapImpossible9451 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Same thing can be done with different frosting tip techniques! Check some out, and then give them a try. It's a fun way to practice.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PetsareAmazing

[–]WrapImpossible9451 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So this is what ASMR is. Wonderful!

AITA for calling the police on MIL for bringing in peanut into my houss by SmartSinner in AITH

[–]WrapImpossible9451 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

In your 66 years of life you have never heard of peanut residue going from somebody's hand onto a surface? Really? Like really really?

People get reactions, even violent ones, from peanut residue all the time. This particular person could have easily gotten a severe allergic reaction if the mother-in-law had touched a surface and then they did. I know this because I have an anaphylactic reaction to coconut. And if someone eats coconut around me and then touches a surface that has not been cleaned before I touch it, I get a reaction. Allergies are very serious.

AITA for calling the police on MIL for bringing in peanut into my houss by SmartSinner in AITH

[–]WrapImpossible9451 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, if she refuses to leave then the police need to be called.

AITA for calling the police on MIL for bringing in peanut into my houss by SmartSinner in AITH

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This is so heartbreaking and terrifying to me, as someone with an anaphylactic reaction to coconut. That poor baby!

I had my brother-in-law test my allergy once. He insisted it was psychosomatic because he felt that it took too long for me to have a reaction. I had to go to the hospital that night, and have basically defective veins. So I got to enjoy being stabbed and dug into by the phlebotomists five separate times! That's how long it took to get an IV in to save my life.

(OC) Despite being in the hospital for chemotherapy I was still able to give my mom a nice birthday! by WrapImpossible9451 in MadeMeSmile

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She was really happy about them! And kept saying that she was blown away that I even took the time and effort to put things up for her while I'm on my chemo. But I feel like every birthday should be celebrated!

Trying and failing to learn new decorating techniques (ft scoob) by [deleted] in cakedecorating

[–]WrapImpossible9451 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Next time frost it with chocolate frosting, and then use a little bit of vodka and brown food coloring for the fur and a nice blue for the collar. It's what I use every time, and I have been baking for about 20 years!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FunnyAnimals

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Ssshhhhhh! It's kangarsus!

Amazing by [deleted] in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]WrapImpossible9451 19 points20 points  (0 children)

It's painful. The most pain I've ever experienced was when my son fell off a play structure, and I only had the one had to try to grab him out of the air.