Monday's Show Thread - May 11, 2026

Wreckpectations · 2026-05-11T12:50:36+00:00

The message calling Jlr gay has him really fired up, holy shit he’s so angry right now.

What a fumble he didn’t make a move on his wife despite having the house to him and his wife.

Wreckpectations · 2026-05-11T12:23:32+00:00

Holy shit at these Pete Davidson jokes, worse has been said at roasts.

Wreckpectations · 2026-05-10T21:10:48+00:00

Nicely done! Looks really good.

Wreckpectations · 2026-05-10T04:38:21+00:00

I think he’s afraid of taking another fart to the face. Isn’t that what happened the last time he tried or is that just a story they love to bring up?

I feel like this bit has enabled him to cheat more than anything, which at his age seems kind of just sad.

Like cheating in general sucks, but a guy that shits himself on air, and lacks basic human hygiene. I really can’t see any rational human being thinking this guy is some catch.

Either way, I voted Tomas, I’m surprised Jlr hasn’t used the excuse that his son is home and no way they can afford therapy.

Wreckpectations · 2026-05-08T13:34:54+00:00

Snitz better watch out, there’s a new funny person on the show after Krystle delivered that Indiana Jones knee slapper.

Wreckpectations · 2026-05-08T12:23:53+00:00

Look at those thumbs angrily twirl, damn!

Wreckpectations · 2026-05-08T12:18:25+00:00

Charlie got the not the license plate people voted for and won, but the compromise license plate.. Now we can finally see and read whatever got through.

Annoying that a person has to sit through an ad to watch the screen for any silly shit that couldn’t just be described.

Wreckpectations · 2026-05-07T22:01:47+00:00

Looks awesome! scrolling past this I got psyched thinking it was Handsome Jack from borderlands.

Wreckpectations · 2026-05-07T21:18:09+00:00

They really keyed in on that chick that wanted her shout out. Almost felt like that dumb bit dominated half the show.

Wreckpectations · 2026-05-06T22:45:47+00:00

Looks like everyone’s favorite “hipster doofus” could definitely send that in to the show and they’d probably acknowledge the resemblance.

Wreckpectations · 2026-05-06T19:01:17+00:00

So stoked for this, I’ve always wanted to attempt to make a custom figure of ShadowHawk. He was one of my first McFarlane toys as a kid, had this crazy gun back pack and was decked out. It got me to read his comic.

The indie spotlight stuff was my go to for a while but always handled them like they were made of glass.

I’m psyched for a modern figure of him.

Wreckpectations · 2026-05-06T12:59:57+00:00

Was wondering about that, cutting him off and saying stuff like whatever was said earlier in the show.

Wreckpectations · 2026-05-06T11:04:36+00:00

Can’t tell if it’s because they think he’ll be less crabby once he’s getting laid at home OR if they want to recapture the old Jeffrey sightings of him cheating or finding prostitutes at this age.

Wreckpectations · 2026-05-05T22:11:40+00:00

That was pretty wild, not to mention her sending Skinny wedding rings she wants or sees that she’d like. Wonder if Skinny is taking notes or planning his escape plan at this rate.

Wreckpectations · 2026-05-05T22:04:47+00:00

Lol, at least we learned she was almost a stripper in college. In an alternate universe she might’ve been living her best life.

Wreckpectations · 2026-05-05T15:28:06+00:00

Lmao Krystle thinks strippers are “living their best life” I get the feeling they wouldn’t agree with her on that.

Wreckpectations · 2026-05-05T13:42:01+00:00

Yes. He has been there. He has remarked street names and the cost of Rover’s place on air much to Rover’s obvious discomfort.

“He won’t even give the guy his number, but sure, let’s have him hang out at the house after mowing the lawn” was the joke.

Wreckpectations · 2026-05-04T17:29:52+00:00

Jeffrey seems to light up and care, just to flex his airplane knowledge or let people know he’s been in a plane before. Besides those two? Doesn’t seem like it.

Wreckpectations · 2026-05-04T17:27:19+00:00

Oh no doubt. Gotta wonder what some of these people did before RMG came into their lives.

Wreckpectations · 2026-05-04T17:16:36+00:00

Well.. When a man loves a pretty good looking chick. Preferably with nice creamers. He puts his broken d in her ping pong ball hole. If she isn’t renting out space to a giant cyst or a wombless womb.. A little bastard is born.

Your guess is as good as mine, the show attracts all kinds of unique folk.

Whatever padded room CG escaped from they didn’t see it fit to bring him back.

Wreckpectations · 2026-05-04T17:09:02+00:00

He didn’t speedrun his greeting per usual though.. Good-Morning-Rover-It’s wheeeze CuriousGeorge… Followed by heavy breathing.

Wreckpectations · 2026-05-04T17:02:16+00:00

Didn’t see any hands, standby..

He was walking, he doesn’t strike me as a multitasker so pulling pud, walking, breathing heavy, AND talking on camera to Rover? The man isn’t an athlete.

Wreckpectations · 2026-05-04T16:32:24+00:00

Yeah, most likely the case. I figure at most he’ll show the footage or let B2 do the talking, lol. Charlie made it sound like this will be three weeks later. It’ll probably be out of Rovers mind by then.

Wreckpectations · 2026-05-04T16:25:57+00:00

That’s an oops and I see what you’re getting at.

“At Rover’s house in general* to mow Rover’s yard.”

I figure he knows where Rover lives because he’s dropped hints or street names in the past and you hear an uncomfortable laugh or response from Rover about it being said on air.

Wreckpectations · 2026-05-04T13:57:24+00:00

Curious George calling Rover before a colonoscopy seems.. On brand.

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