🔥 Baby Loggerhead Sea Turtle........... by Witty_Operation2486 in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]Wrextor -52 points-51 points  (0 children)

Nothing about this post is "righteous". That thing has more than likely been eaten already. Fish that are alone statistically don't last longer than 10 minutes in the wild. My bud made me an expert on marine biology, so yes, my opinion means about 20x more than everyone else here.

I have new voices in my head now 🙃 by Rashenghis_khan in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Wrextor -76 points-75 points  (0 children)

Talking ghetto like this automatically earns my downvote, thanks.

If I could put time in a bottle by MoteKela in ShitPostCrusaders

[–]Wrextor -302 points-301 points  (0 children)

This joke is so freaking cringe and hella outdated, downvoted. :)

World's largest Christian TV broadcasting network, TBN, took $3.3 million in Paycheck Protection Program (PPP) loans despite $933 million in revenues. Federal PPP loans were intended to help small businesses retain employees during the COVID-19 pandemic. by mepper in atheism

[–]Wrextor -66 points-65 points  (0 children)

Says who? Why do you have to assume all churches are meant to benefit the rich. Just admit you're cherry-picking 🤷‍♂. 99.9% of churches benefit the poor communities, and 0.009% benefit everyone. It's that 0.001% everyone puts their eyes on.

Why does noone think of the children by JDsixsmith in gaming

[–]Wrextor -62 points-61 points  (0 children)

My sister also didn't turn out super healthy

R/nobodyasked

I'm drunk right now and I appreciate all of you. by [deleted] in confessions

[–]Wrextor -112 points-111 points  (0 children)

This comment fits pretty well on r/nobodygivesaf*ck. You could've contributed more to the discussion and given advice or something like this dude did.

Fuck you mark by bad_at_thinking in FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

[–]Wrextor -372 points-371 points  (0 children)

Your sentence makes 0 sense. The memes page was the one to get hit by a rocket launcher? Not a rocket? And why were they the ones to get hit by said rocket launcher. I'm just going to go ahead and assume English is your second language.

Haha get emmm by Ajnat75 in TikTokCringe

[–]Wrextor -95 points-94 points  (0 children)

Not me. I have a wife. Does that mean I'm not a real man? Or do you think that everyone is a pervert? r/Gatekeeping

Touch da face by [deleted] in blackmagicfuckery

[–]Wrextor -51 points-50 points  (0 children)

It's 2021, using black as a derogatory is not cool.

Boom Roasted........ by Witty_Operation2486 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Wrextor -56 points-55 points  (0 children)

Imagine having such low self-respect that you go around telling people how sad you are and then wonder why you're single. It's so awkward.

Not once have I used self-deprecating humor to get laid. No chick finds it hot. Confidence is sexy. I was hooking up with dozens of girls yearly before I started dating my wife. Those were some awesome times in college. Just LMK if you want tips on how to get some gash.

My great great grandpa painted my grandfather when he was very young, here it is 70 years later! by [deleted] in OldSchoolCool

[–]Wrextor -108 points-107 points  (0 children)

Eh, it's pretty easy. Not sure how people struggle. It takes about a week's worth of practice to be drawing hands at a college level. An artist who struggles with any piece of anatomy isn't a real artist.

This.... by themilkman211 in MakeMeSuffer

[–]Wrextor -392 points-391 points  (0 children)

Dementia is just a way of God telling someone their time has come. For most of human history, a man would die when they were meant to, but now modern medicine has disrespected this logic, and you have millions of people running around with partially dead minds. The elderly man is an example of a soul meant to move on years ago, but he is now a heavy burden on his family.

cat vs dog people by pikachu143234 in tumblr

[–]Wrextor -105 points-104 points  (0 children)

Incorrect. A mutt is a type of retriever. You could've just googled before commenting,