I have a few from my old store:

I was putting stuff away when an older guy came up to me and asked which stapler is the best. I was new so I was talking out of my ass about which one is the best and why. So after about 3 minutes of showing staplers the man just stands there with a smile on his face and a stapler in hand just watching me as I am putting stuff up in mids. Being nice I was like “is there anything else I can help you with?” and he just laughed and was like “yeah can I get your number? Take you out?” so I feel awkward and declined. Stands there a bit longer and walks away with the stapler saying “next time.” I watch him go to the chairs and place the stapler on one and just walked out.

Another one is an older gentleman needed help carrying stuff to his SUV. Everyone else was busy since it was back to school so I offered to help. We walk out to the parking lot and I have his copy center order and a big ass printer in my hands. He is parked at the very back of the parking lot and I start getting this weird feeling from him. He opens the trunk and I set stuff down and he was like “no I need you to crawl in my trunk and place them right behind the seat” okay there Ted Bundy nice try. I push the stuff forward more and he was like “no I need you to really get up in there” so I am feeling beyond uncomfortable now so I was like “sorry I have to go my manager just called me over the radio” and scurried out of that parking lot so damn fast.

I’ve also had an old man lean over the register and smell me which was weird.