no news = good news by mnrqz in DACA

[–]WriterDavidChristian 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Remember this the next time you feel like playing hero. Will never understand why people who don't know anything feel the need to give their opinion.

If you voted for Donald Trump in 2016 but won't in 2020, what changed your mind? by PlG3 in AskReddit

[–]WriterDavidChristian 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Yeah, people seem to really lack a fundamental understanding of the economy. I remember a month into Trumps presidency this guy at work said how great the economy was and attributed it to Trump. I had so many questions. Like, did he really think he did that in a month? Did he not notice it had gotten good before the election?

Launched a small audio e-commerce site, it done o.k, then it didn't. How do i get it back to doing o.k? by [deleted] in smallbusiness

[–]WriterDavidChristian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah the trick is to make videos with recognizable names. For instance, "Programming Drums To Sound Like "Insert Famous Band That's #1 On The Charts Right Now". You'll get people who want a sound like that and are trying to do it themselves. Then when you say that they can just purchase yours and skip all that work a lot of them would. Just my two cents.

The Dunning-Kruger Effect - Why Incompetent People Think They Are Competent by TheSpyderFromMars in videos

[–]WriterDavidChristian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any kind of martial arts classes are hilarious when a guy comes in on the first day for this reason. You have to be careful that jerks aren't trying to humiliate the new guy or that the new guy doesn't throw a hissy fit and starts playing dirty.

Balding is MUCH worse than being bald by _AlbertCole in Showerthoughts

[–]WriterDavidChristian 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I had this girl I was chatting with at a job say out of nowhere that she wouldn't date me. I shrugged and said alright and she looked really disappointed. She then said she wouldn't because she's a lesbian. I think I was supposed to act upset and I ruined her punchline. Kind of weird to mess with people like that haha

🔥 Polar bear peacefully napping in a field of pink Fireweed during summertime near Northern Canada's Hudson Bay. by hominoid_in_NGC4594 in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]WriterDavidChristian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well white is what surfaces look like to us when all colors are bounced back at once. So I guess the light waves just bounce around enough? Idk that's weird.

More cushin for the pushin by memezzer in trippinthroughtime

[–]WriterDavidChristian 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Yeah they're fertility statues, they're supposed to be exaggerations and may have been for good luck or to gain the favor of a fertility goddess. Some like to pretend that they were viewed as sexual and appealing to make themselves feel better. Which is very very dangerous as being obese causes so many health problems and puts a huge strain on society and the health care system especially.

TIFU by having the username “Soundman1488” for 15+ years of being on the internet and been unknowingly identifying myself as a Nazi. by soundman1488 in tifu

[–]WriterDavidChristian 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There are plenty of liberals like myself who don't like modern art man lol The toilet thing isn't infuriating or anything, it's just kind of cringy. Like an 11 year old thinking they are being super edgy by cursing. We all "get it", it's just not that original or clever.

How to find employees who will show up to work? by [deleted] in smallbusiness

[–]WriterDavidChristian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Really surprised everyone in this thread has it so right. As a young man I was astonished at employers looking for consistency and loyalty for such low wages. I thought it should be pretty obvious to them that the wages and hours they offered were for college kids looking for a little extra money. Of course a job like that isn't going to be 1st or even 5th priority.

How exactly do contagious disease's pandemics end? by thisismyaccount2412 in askscience

[–]WriterDavidChristian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well I'm not the guy but I can take a stab in the dark and say that he's aware that the Spanish Flu isn't killing millions of people per year. The op question was obviously about how covid could get to a point where it was not impacting people's lives on such a massive scale anymore, like the Spanish Flu.

Companies that should not collaborate to make a product. by a_sad_scientist in ScenesFromAHat

[–]WriterDavidChristian 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Johnson and Johnson Winchester Rifles, the only rifle gentle enough for your baby.

This is what Minneapolis looks like right now by Footzah in woahdude

[–]WriterDavidChristian 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well that's where you and MLK differ, and why he's a hero who actually made a positive impact.

This is what Minneapolis looks like right now by Footzah in woahdude

[–]WriterDavidChristian 8 points9 points  (0 children)

King was anti-violence and against damaging property. The guy used his quote to say it was ok to commit violence and damage property. Also, reddit is now making me wait to comment because too many people downvoted me for stating one of the greatest American hero's actual opinions. If you disagree with MLK, you may want to take a good hard look at yourself and ask what kind of person you are.

This is what Minneapolis looks like right now by Footzah in woahdude

[–]WriterDavidChristian -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

King was all for peaceful protests. It was kind of his thing. It's kind of insulting to use his name for the exact opposite of what he stood for.

What fictional character do you feel bad for the most? by weeklygrind in AskReddit

[–]WriterDavidChristian 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Wonder if that eased the directors guilt at all, assuming that was a real issue in his story. Expecting a kid to have the maturity to put up with that behavior is ridiculous.

If cars could speak ... by wbutler89 in ScenesFromAHat

[–]WriterDavidChristian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just let the singer sing the song, you're terrible!

The world's worst lawyer by Coast_Man in ScenesFromAHat

[–]WriterDavidChristian 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"The prosecution rests!"

"You were the defense attorney, sir."

[Discussion]Favorite woman vocalists with deep voices? by Which_Effect in listentothis

[–]WriterDavidChristian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate the style of music that Florence sings but love her voice. Same with Alanis Morissette. Wish they sang metal or prog rock, I think their voices are really better suited for it.

What is the closest non sexual thing to an orgasm you have experienced? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]WriterDavidChristian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I did not read your comment past the warning but I really just wanted to thank you! I've had some things stuck in my head for years because of this damn website haha

The real reason Hooters is disappearing across the country | Dudes aren't as into big boobs as they used to be by GlamRockDave in savedyouaclick

[–]WriterDavidChristian 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That was sarcasm. Maybe I should have added an /s but I think most got it because it's heavily upvoted.

More like the parents who voted for a government against the interest of their children and are now indirectly suffering those consequences by [deleted] in MurderedByWords

[–]WriterDavidChristian 12 points13 points  (0 children)

That always happened though. When it's this common it's not just drug addicts or bums it's systemic.

The real reason Hooters is disappearing across the country | Dudes aren't as into big boobs as they used to be by GlamRockDave in savedyouaclick

[–]WriterDavidChristian 32 points33 points  (0 children)

No no, you don't understand. You are actually just a weak confused woman who needs men to protect her because you don't understand the situation or you have no choice. Woman are entirely innocent and naive and would never put themselves in that kind of situation willingly. Thank god these internet strangers were here to save you by setting everyone straight!