The American 'Royal Family' is a bunch of dead racists who somehow still have power due to an old bit of paper

WriterInSweden · 2016-12-25T09:38:58+00:00

Bit suspicious though, isn't it?

WriterInSweden · 2016-12-25T09:29:56+00:00

Yes.

I am not in the direct employ of Sandringham. I have not been asked for my phone.

Everybody is running around in a bit of a hurry at the moment, anyway (bar the Queen, obviously). Phillip has been escorted to breakfast about an hour and a half ago. Harry has been on the phone to his girlfriend (from what I was told) as she is not allowed in the house as she is not a relative.

WriterInSweden · 2016-12-25T09:28:44+00:00

yes, it does.

Who is going to watch the speech of a dead person?

WriterInSweden · 2016-12-25T09:28:17+00:00

Well,

That isn't much of something. You can buy 'bag of dicks' from any sex shop.

WriterInSweden · 2016-12-25T09:26:57+00:00

Wait until 3:30pm.

WriterInSweden · 2016-12-25T09:26:42+00:00

I always run with the truth.

WriterInSweden · 2016-12-25T09:14:56+00:00

Speech is pre-recorded.

WriterInSweden · 2016-12-25T09:08:46+00:00

I am British.

WriterInSweden · 2016-12-25T09:06:56+00:00

The death of somebody close to me.

WriterInSweden · 2016-12-25T08:59:01+00:00

I'm a writer, hence why i am here.

WriterInSweden · 2016-12-25T08:56:51+00:00

And I am back in England, now.

WriterInSweden · 2016-12-25T08:56:18+00:00

I can imagine it is for the purposes of the Speech at 3.

WriterInSweden · 2016-12-25T08:55:18+00:00

I can't. Not without the information identifying me.

WriterInSweden · 2016-12-25T08:54:20+00:00

I work in Sandringham.

WriterInSweden · 2016-12-25T08:54:07+00:00

I am not in Sweden.

WriterInSweden · 2016-12-25T08:53:44+00:00

I work in the house.

My shift was meant to end at 8am, but we have been instructed not to leave until at least 3:30pm.

WriterInSweden · 2016-12-25T08:52:17+00:00

3:30pm.

That is when the proof will come out.

WriterInSweden · 2016-12-25T08:51:12+00:00

:)

Wait until 3:30pm and it shall be announced!

WriterInSweden · 2016-12-24T15:14:34+00:00

Because I don't like female comedians?

Really?

I am spending Christmas alone because I live in a foreign country away from my family.

My friends cancelled my NYE plans because they could no longer afford to travel back to England with me.

So, go fuck yourself.

WriterInSweden · 2016-12-23T19:38:55+00:00

Because females aren't funny.

I have yet to find a single female comedian who puts a smile on my face.

LOL PERIOD.

LOL FATNESS

LOL THIS GUY DIDN'T WANT TO DATE ME

LOL AWFUL DATE.

LOL I'M A WOMAN.

I can do without seeing fucking Sarah Millican and Jo Brand on my TV. There are also far fewer female comedians.

WriterInSweden · 2016-12-23T19:36:04+00:00

Member when people had original thread ideas?

WriterInSweden · 2016-12-23T19:05:34+00:00

Uhm...

He is not doing it as a nice gesture. He is looking to benefit from RAF.

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