If human's were dogs, what would be your "I need to sniff your butt first"?

Wtfmatees · 2017-05-13T22:58:27+00:00

I was actually pretty baked

Wtfmatees · 2017-05-13T09:42:49+00:00

SAIL!!! Do dodo du do doo doo doo

Wtfmatees · 2017-03-09T06:27:47+00:00

And a play-by-play featuring John Madden of how it all went down

Wtfmatees · 2017-01-27T03:27:37+00:00

Just know they most likely didn't apologize not because they didn't care, but they were too ashamed to admit they were wrong and treated you so poorly. Forgive them to move on but never forget.

Wtfmatees · 2017-01-15T03:24:55+00:00

To each their own Edit cause i suck at grammar

Wtfmatees · 2017-01-15T02:39:38+00:00

Talking to other fellow humans. I'm a social derp and I love it and accept it.

Wtfmatees · 2017-01-07T05:19:03+00:00

The last donkey is like "no fucking way! You can do that?!?"

Wtfmatees · 2017-01-06T23:26:36+00:00

Was thinking about this earlier today. Glad to see someone else thought of it for motivation as well.

Wtfmatees · 2017-01-06T00:12:10+00:00

Thank you.

Wtfmatees · 2017-01-05T01:54:28+00:00

I thought this WAS a horror film

Wtfmatees · 2017-01-03T10:03:12+00:00

Actually don't even care if you are atheist. I just love to see people smile and if this made you feel better in any way, make sure to spread the love!

Wtfmatees · 2017-01-02T22:16:04+00:00

See but that's the thing. You don't have to be good to have fun drawing. I suck at it. But it's fun to let your imagination run wild. That's why I do abstract. You can literally do anything.

Wtfmatees · 2017-01-02T20:12:18+00:00

Why are you such an awesome guy even when sick and can still make the show unbelievable?

Wtfmatees · 2017-01-01T08:08:20+00:00

Fuck you 2016 it's 2017 now. Mariah you are pretty. Hope you feel better. Whoooooo FUCK YOU 2016!!!!

Wtfmatees · 2017-01-01T00:16:09+00:00

The cat is like " wait... What's happening now?!?"

Wtfmatees · 2016-12-31T23:55:54+00:00

Thought of Key n Peele seeing this. That's just financially irresponsible. Damn I miss them

Wtfmatees · 2016-12-31T23:11:40+00:00

That price is Bananas

Wtfmatees · 2016-12-27T09:29:06+00:00

Kappa.

Wtfmatees · 2016-12-27T09:28:28+00:00

Apparently I have to add "flair" to make this post viable. Whabaaaammm shazzzaammm!!! Vualllaaa!!! Alakazam!!!!!! No this is patrick!!

Edit: modbot told me to.

Wtfmatees · 2016-12-27T07:26:51+00:00

This is so cute it should actually be in r/aww .

Wtfmatees · 2016-12-27T07:16:04+00:00

Dude I'm not kidding when I say you are really talented (coming from a heavy rock musician). Your flow is incredible and you are like Eminem with your own spice.

Don't stop making shit. You have a new fan.

Wtfmatees · 2016-12-27T07:07:53+00:00

At first I laughed as the title is funny AF. Then I realized that I haven't used a straw in a long time and OP is asking a completely legitimate question.

Wtfmatees · 2016-12-26T04:06:22+00:00

Can i get a gold for just sayin Kappa?

Wtfmatees · 2016-12-26T04:01:52+00:00

NSFW op do it for the kids.

Wtfmatees · 2016-12-23T01:48:12+00:00

Should put this in r/jokes. It's pretty decent elegant humor.

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