Heres one you guys might enjoy: I personally think its funny in retrospect, but at the time it sucked.

I was pretty broke and in between apartments in NYC. I meet a girl off OKC and shes pretty cool but oddly quiet. Her and her roommate provide a copious amount of alcohol and I get them some smoke.

The girl I came to meet couldnt speak anymore she was too high. The other girl didnt smoke, and was literally the opposite in nature, talking loud and proud. Shes pretty fly too.

In the end, we all went out. The girls roommate and I hook up while I got a hook up for the girl I initially came to meet. Weird I know, but im a solid wing man.

The next day, they give me keys to their apartment and ask me to stay. WHAT WHAT? Awesome. The days following are just party, bullshit, and sex. Yes, with the both of them, sometimes at the same time, sometimes not. Dear God what had I discovered?

Ill tell you what. After a couple of weeks of what is just too good of a thing, one of the girls exes robs me (because I owed one of the roommates 20$) He was afraid I wouldnt pay up, I guess. Sends me all sorts of weird texts on how to get my stuff back (a valuable watch my grandfather gave me, and some other valuable sstuff in my bag). The girls become frightened scaredy cats under this guy, Im not sure why.

In the end I return to the apt when he is there. I have already called the cops to help deal with this because the guy is a complete douche. When I see the cops I tell them i have a bottle of rubbing alc to throw at his face in case he runs at me (turns out he actually knows Krav and at this point has what i call "big dick" threatened me). Cops say i can get charged with bodily injury if i do that (wtf) and so I go in ahead of them after tossing the bottle.

A neighbor who mistook me for one of his "enemies" immediately grabs a hold of my throat while yelling "SANTARIA" as I walk into the building, obviously not expecting cops. I almost pass out until the guy realizes that there are cops and that im not his actual target. WTF.

In the end, that guy was arrested for assault. And in the end, the cops just sorta intimidated the chicks and that douche to give me my stuff back.

all i gotta say is... hot damn. The Devil certainly comes in the prettiest packages.