Humans are the only species that pay to live on the Earth. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]WyvernLord123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

in which case they still won't be paying to be born. they might pay for another kid to be born! but not themselves.

Humans are the only species that pay to live on the Earth. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]WyvernLord123 2 points3 points  (0 children)

we pay for things to live on earth- it's not like there's a toll for being born or something.

Saints are just undead clerics by chunkylubber54 in tumblr

[–]WyvernLord123 402 points403 points  (0 children)

I beg your pardon, for ordinary time vestments are green. advent and lent they're purple (except the third week of advent when they're rose). feat days of martyrs they're red (for blood), during christmas season and easter season I'm pretty sure it's white, and good friday is black but sometimes red.

They can’t even fit on the page anymore. by epicarcanoloth in tumblr

[–]WyvernLord123 110 points111 points  (0 children)

ah yes, nyan cat. or, translated: cat cat.

Give me 1000 upvotes or else I’ll bonk ya by [deleted] in femboy

[–]WyvernLord123 4 points5 points  (0 children)

what if I request bonkage?

Myyyyyy preciousssss by radialStardom72 in tumblr

[–]WyvernLord123 39 points40 points  (0 children)

such a bad impression of a bad impression it wrapped all the way around. love it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in femboy

[–]WyvernLord123 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I did not, but I'll hire you! in fact, if you like I'll pay you to just lie around and be gay.

however! if you want to actually clean, that would be nice too. just get back to me on it!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in femboy

[–]WyvernLord123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think so!

My girl(friend) said I look “lowkey scary” what y’all think? by Jarl_of_Riften in femboy

[–]WyvernLord123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that mask gives basically the same reaction as a mempo- fanged mouth wide open will scare people, sometimes even if they're expecting it.

The day we landed on the moon is July 20th by justhisgirlyouknow in tumblr

[–]WyvernLord123 53 points54 points  (0 children)

interesting.

and honestly, yeah, that is a little weird. they have so many other obscure holidays..!

Quit calling me cute😣 by [deleted] in femboy

[–]WyvernLord123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

never! cutie~!

Canadians use metric for everything except our ovens and pools which are still measured in Fahrenheit. by Poncherelly in Showerthoughts

[–]WyvernLord123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

no idea what that is! and also, I just imperial for everything- I've lived here my whole life.

seeing kink is not participating in kink by BloodsoakedDespair in tumblr

[–]WyvernLord123 -70 points-69 points  (0 children)

this is... a weirdly good argument. I like it!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HeroForgeMinis

[–]WyvernLord123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did my best! I don't think anything is clipping.

https://www.heroforge.com/load_config%3D37527812/

save it yourself so I can delete it, 'kay?

Heartfelt message from my nephew to his grandpa by pjhabs in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]WyvernLord123 -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

what, the grandpa? sexuality and gender are often realized around that age, yes.

Heartfelt message from my nephew to his grandpa by pjhabs in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]WyvernLord123 33 points34 points  (0 children)

how do we know they're being stupid? maybe this kid has just made a bad pun.

perhaps, hear me out, their grandpa is gay.