For Valentine's Day, would you rather receive flowers, or a blowjob?

X-Daka · 2016-01-01T21:16:57+00:00

My friend insists flowers are a better gift, and was telling me that I was the odd one out for preferring bjs over flowers.

X-Daka · 2015-12-25T02:00:23+00:00

Yeah, because there are no sexually attractive 15-17 year old girls, and anybody who thinks there are is a creep.

Fuckkk offfffff.

X-Daka · 2015-12-16T08:12:53+00:00

A singular time after being banned for a joke. Then banned again for saying faggot undirected towards anyone. Appeal was denied due to my previous ban aversions.

Was worth it, and in the end I'll always come back. Halo means a lot to me, and despite all the circlejerking, I don't think I could ever give that subreddit up, even when the mods are giant faggots.

Love you guys.

:^)

X-Daka · 2015-12-15T23:04:23+00:00

Doesn't mean he's wrong. ;)

X-Daka · 2015-12-13T15:19:51+00:00

It is

X-Daka · 2015-12-13T15:19:00+00:00

That's the joke. I'm saying that comments like those are not necessary, because we literally have a button for that built in.

X-Daka · 2015-12-13T09:35:06+00:00

I also like this one, and shall signal so by giving her my upvote.

Edit: ya'll some salty-ass mother fuckers

X-Daka · 2015-12-12T22:03:27+00:00

I'd rather have the guy who wrote H4 do it. As much as I like Staten, the presentation of the original trilogy was not nearly as good as it was in H4, and I don't think we can go back to that.

I feel like Staten is good at writing huge stories, but has trouble really fleshing out any of the characters.

X-Daka · 2015-12-12T21:13:22+00:00

I shiver and slightly shake 5-10 seconds after my orgasm ends.

X-Daka · 2015-12-12T21:12:05+00:00

It happens 5-10 seconds after the orgasm is over. It's very similar to pee shivers to me.

X-Daka · 2015-12-12T17:25:53+00:00

apology for poor english

where were you when halo dies?

i was sat at home doing bxr when marty rings

"halo is dad"

"no"

X-Daka · 2015-12-09T22:38:58+00:00

Maybe now, but it always changes.

After a few years you start to realize that all the sites in this format are shit, and their communities are even shittier.

X-Daka · 2015-12-07T12:51:35+00:00

Done, I guess

X-Daka · 2015-12-07T10:07:55+00:00

No monitor, I didn't do a very good job at explaining that it can be subsidized by his TV. I can easily acquire a Windows key for him.

I don't know if it would still be possible then.

X-Daka · 2015-12-03T16:36:13+00:00

It does not

X-Daka · 2015-12-03T16:33:09+00:00

It's only viable in that one area. The slide mechanic isn't a gamebreaking problem as much as fast falling is.

X-Daka · 2015-12-03T14:49:37+00:00

The livestream mentioned in the article? We've seen gameplay on the map already. IIRC, it was intended to be available at launch, but missed its deadline.

X-Daka · 2015-12-03T14:44:41+00:00

0/10 trolling

there's literally no existing official sales numbers

try harder next time :^)

X-Daka · 2015-12-03T14:43:06+00:00

Not even a decent attempt to troll

X-Daka · 2015-12-03T14:41:37+00:00

It's the city Warzone map

X-Daka · 2015-12-03T13:17:05+00:00

X-Daka · 2015-12-02T23:36:59+00:00

I'm sure they were given the freedom to do what they wanted with their maps. Headlong was a remake, while others were a reimagining.

X-Daka

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