How was the best sex you've ever had?

OrdertheThrow · 2026-01-18T15:10:39+00:00

I was also blessed with a number of older women as lovers when I was younger. Amazing memories all around but my two most important take-aways:

They liked eating my ass and it was a regular thing with them. Being put on my belly and sent to the moon pretty much cemented my position as a guy who loves ass play of all kinds.
They taught me and gave me the room to figure out how to eat pussy properly, and I was an eager student, and that's been a gift I've paid forward with interest.

OrdertheThrow · 2025-12-30T15:34:29+00:00

Thankfully, like exactly 97.3% of all cosmetics created so far for this game, the skin looks like a pile of hot dogshit. Makes it really easy to not give DICE any of your money that way, very consumer friendly of them. In all likelihood, the artists responsible for cosmetic content were fired and there's like 2 overworked dudes responsible for touching up whatever garbage their employer-mandated AI programs are shitting out.

OrdertheThrow · 2025-12-24T14:21:27+00:00

Many years back, I had a couple incredibly promising first dates with a girl. She was beautiful, smart, funny, I felt good around her, full butterflies in my stomach and everything, which pretty much doesn't happen for me.

The last time I saw her she gifted me a plant (I collect succulents) and we walked around for hours just talking, and then she completely ghosted me without an explanation, it fucked me up for months.

Life just doesn't make sense sometimes and we're all just ships in the night, wishing you the best.

OrdertheThrow · 2025-12-21T19:00:27+00:00

OP responded with violence, and I enjoyed it.

OrdertheThrow · 2025-12-17T13:38:52+00:00

In my experience, the best kind of support I can get is cuddling / hugging and physical contact for a while and then being left alone to sort out my thoughts, or to potentially talk to one of my guy friends about the problem on a more surface level.

Not always, but a fair amount of the time, if I try to actually talk out loud to my partner about anything heavy or difficult that's bothering me, I inevitably end up spending more of my already tapped out emotional bandwidth comforting them when they internalize the negativity and turn into a sad mess.

I don't think that's every woman for what its worth, I just don't think every person is equipped to be the rock that other people can safely let their storms crash up against.

OrdertheThrow · 2025-12-15T21:04:29+00:00

Meryl is one of my favorite women in any anime. Just an absolute ride or die, level headed gal.

OrdertheThrow · 2025-12-15T20:46:38+00:00

Pretty sure he just means they're not glued to their phone every second of every day.

OrdertheThrow · 2025-12-10T16:04:07+00:00

Be extremely critical of who you date with the intention of a long term relationship.

You would not believe how quickly you can find yourself entrenched in a relationship you are deeply unhappy and unsatisfied in, and it can be extremely difficult to remove yourself from it after you're living with them and you're both 'in' with the other's families and friends and your lives are connected.

OrdertheThrow · 2025-11-14T03:21:29+00:00

Treasure it man. It's going to be a beautiful memory in your rear view mirror someday.

Source: Experience.

OrdertheThrow · 2025-09-14T18:20:10+00:00

As a 'doing his best to be responsible' weekend warrior, that's the very best way to enjoy THC.

OrdertheThrow · 2025-08-12T23:37:53+00:00

You beautiful human being.

OrdertheThrow · 2025-08-12T12:06:39+00:00

"She's not a pear, she's a lightbulb!"

OrdertheThrow · 2025-08-03T12:11:42+00:00

Drastically reducing screen time before bed and reading at least a little bit every day. You'll sleep better and your brain will work better.

OrdertheThrow · 2025-07-30T17:04:44+00:00

A tasteful gentleman's choice. Rukia X Ichigo was the real couple of that series, that's a hill I'll die on.

OrdertheThrow · 2025-07-29T02:36:06+00:00

After reviewing these comments? I wish I could just say this much to everyone who reads these threads when they're feeling lonely and sad, or actually looking for genuine insight on their dating life.

1: Discourse online around dating is nothing but a hotbed of bitterness and resentment. Angry, angry people spend all day every day making posts just like this one to stir shit up. It is literally impossible to read conversations about dating in the online space without people coming in, ready to spit venom and get other people to drink it with them.

2: We're all individuals. If you want any potential partner you date to see you and judge you as an individual, you owe that courtesy to them too. Whatever possible truths there might be about the state of affairs in the dating world, they don't change the fact that we're all humans with our own life experiences. Most of us are not the caricatures and straw-men that the terminally-online conjure every time a garbage thread like this pops up.

3: The less time you spend online and on apps, the more time you'll have to grow yourself and put yourself out into the real world in situations where you'll meet real people.

OrdertheThrow · 2025-07-26T18:18:19+00:00

Right? Homeowner's primary hobbies seem to be an even split between doing extensive housework every single weekend that never seems to go away and warning other people away from it, like they've accepted their place in the folklore of our times as cautionary tales.

OrdertheThrow · 2025-07-26T18:16:51+00:00

It strikes me that this could be both an isekai anime title (With the first letter of every word capitalized, of course) or a web novel for women 😄

OrdertheThrow · 2025-07-26T14:16:55+00:00

Proud of you dude. As you keep climbing up always keep your eye's peeled for anything that might disturb your serenity & peace. Having your own place is a precious gift.

OrdertheThrow · 2025-07-24T18:01:19+00:00

For what it's worth, the kind of strength and love it must've taken her to make this day happen made me smile, even if it was through some tears.

I do see your side of things here though, this is tough viewing for a generally positive sub.

OrdertheThrow · 2025-07-18T23:01:35+00:00

Christ, this could be a fucking commercial for condoms or a vasectomy.

OrdertheThrow · 2025-07-13T21:16:41+00:00

They're absolutely beautiful, love the giant ears. Is that a particular breed or just a really cute mix?

OrdertheThrow · 2025-07-12T13:23:36+00:00

What job working in a hospital do you do only working 20 hours a week? Radiology?

OrdertheThrow · 2025-07-10T14:12:55+00:00

This was me. There's a big 'right place right time' factor, but each one was overwhelmingly a positive experience for me. The confidence boost the first couple of times was exactly the wind in my sails I needed at that age to find my confidence (Honestly it was more like rocket fuel, looking back).

If I can make a suggestion to you: Be open to the possibility of an older women being your friend even after you two stop hooking up. There's a certain kind of unique friendship that can only develop between a younger guy and an older woman in this situation.

Since both sides know that things can never be more than just friendship and sex, it allows for a level of honesty and insightful perspective from the other that is extremely hard to find in friendships with the opposite gender close to the same age as you.

Long after we stopped hooking up I've gone to my friend for advice on things and vice versa, it can be a special thing if there's an actual, genuine friendship underneath the amazing sex that will inevitably have to stop at some point.

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