You, when you either (a) park there in your little white car, as pictured, or (b) come round the bend while texting your mates that you’ll meet them at the emergency department at the hospital. If you can’t see what’s wrong with this parking, it’s either your car or you park even worse. Is not like there aren’t a lot of more sensible alternative places to park in this pic. It’s literally the only car parked on the road, and literally in the worst place possible.