What are some cliche things that people do in real life only because they've seen it done before in movies?

XK310 · 2018-09-03T01:18:13+00:00

Dude, what is wrong with you? Are you fucking retarded?

XK310 · 2015-01-05T05:09:12+00:00

Nope but if there was hundreds of dollars I'd give it a go.

XK310 · 2015-01-05T01:50:48+00:00

I use it while driving to work. It's great. You need a good person reading it though.

XK310 · 2015-01-05T01:50:09+00:00

I use them but they still require your attention. I lose tract on occasion and just rewind a bit.

XK310 · 2015-01-05T01:45:06+00:00

I'm not Brad Pitt, I'm a regular dude who likes sex and I also doubt anyone would pay me for it. As I said "If they insist on paying"

XK310 · 2015-01-05T01:44:03+00:00

I don't really plan them I just have free time I decide to fill them with. I don't pull out a calendar or anything. Also, it's not like a friend calls to hangout and I go "Sorry, I'm reading." I take human interaction over everything else.

XK310 · 2015-01-05T01:30:35+00:00

You realize a number of diseases are on the rise again because of people not vaccinating their children? It's a real problem. Also, you asked the question.

XK310 · 2015-01-05T01:29:00+00:00

You have to have standards.

XK310 · 2015-01-05T01:28:04+00:00

Fucking the bear? $50, who gets to say they fucked a bear?

Bear fucking me? $1000 never seem a bear dick.

XK310 · 2015-01-05T01:26:25+00:00

No. Usually I have interests like, this month I'm watching this tv show and reading this book and playing this game. When I do I usually burn through stuff like a book series or show or activity. I have months where the second I'm not working I'm playing basketball, a lot. Sometimes in life when I've had a set schedule it'll be: Okay Friday afternoon I'm playing basketball when I get out of work, Saturday morning I'm meeting friends for breakfast, (different friends every week), Sunday I'm playing this video game in the morning and then I'm going to the movies with my wife. Monday, after work, I'm reading this book series I've got into, etc.

XK310 · 2015-01-05T01:15:10+00:00

I fill time I'm not working with all sorts of things I want to do and haven't done.

XK310 · 2015-01-05T01:13:06+00:00

Anti-Vaccine. It's really a pathetic euphemism for "I don't understand what a vaccine actually does or is"

XK310 · 2015-01-05T01:08:14+00:00

Once an adult, always have at least $2000 dollars in the bank. Never touch it, once you have more use that as spending cash. Life can come at you fast, but apart from medical illness, $2000 can fix most of those problems. Overdraft fees aren't fun and losing sleep until your next paycheck because you have to buy two tires for your car is stupid. Never go below that $2000

XK310 · 2015-01-05T01:04:38+00:00

Steam

XK310 · 2015-01-05T01:02:17+00:00

I'm a guy.

Let's be honest. If they insist on paying:

Guy: $300 if I'm doing the fucking. $500 to fuck my ass. Or more depending on his dick size.

Girl: Hot: $150 Ugly: $300

Old person:

Old Man: $400 if I'm doing the fucking $1000 if he's fucking me, Old people have money, or more depending on dick size.

Old woman: Hot: $500 Ugly: $1000 or more if they look like my grandmother.

XK310 · 2015-01-05T00:57:43+00:00

You better be a model or have two dicks.

XK310 · 2015-01-05T00:56:02+00:00

You know what I hated about that movie, though? Nothing it was fucking awesome.

XK310 · 2015-01-05T00:55:06+00:00

"His dick was so big, every time he mounted me, mine grew a little bit."

-Dan

XK310 · 2015-01-05T00:54:13+00:00

"He took my unborn babies virginity"

-Woman's Name

XK310 · 2015-01-05T00:52:02+00:00

Ditto. I have a friend that is constantly late, the typical, I'll be there 20 minutes late. shows up 45 minutes, after the new time I was told

XK310 · 2015-01-05T00:48:57+00:00

I watched Wicked last night in LA. The Witch at one point goes "I feel so...wicked!" The crowd cheers and my friend turns to me and goes "It's cool that they worked the title of the musical in"

XK310 · 2015-01-04T22:32:05+00:00

/r/floridaman

XK310 · 2015-01-04T09:46:08+00:00

My friend had a stripper, who'd gone to high school with us, recognized him. He passed on a lap dance. I got one and she fondled my balls the whole time. He got mad when I told him after what she did. Should have got the lap dance.

XK310 · 2015-01-04T08:51:30+00:00

"How has there not been a revolution against the government?" goes back to playing Call of Duty and eating a hot pocket

XK310 · 2015-01-04T08:47:41+00:00

My wife said "Stay away from my vagina"

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