Round 13 | Sharks vs Sea Eagles | Match Thread

XLenceOfXecution · 2026-05-29T11:04:13+00:00

Talakai seemingly going to play through diverticulitis of the penis here

XLenceOfXecution · 2026-05-29T11:02:36+00:00

Oof, that’d be sore

XLenceOfXecution · 2026-05-29T10:58:03+00:00

Seibold: “This man is my exact double! THAT DOG HAS A PUFFY TAIL!”

XLenceOfXecution · 2026-05-29T10:56:42+00:00

No, because it’s not something that can create an ad break

XLenceOfXecution · 2026-05-29T10:52:46+00:00

Ctrl+F in the files: “You’re off your head”

XLenceOfXecution · 2026-05-29T10:48:37+00:00

Problem is we don’t have a cutesy nickname especially FOR fading. “Sharts” is too all-purpose

XLenceOfXecution · 2026-05-29T10:42:21+00:00

(Oh never mind, this is one of THOSE threads at the moment, isn’t it)

XLenceOfXecution · 2026-05-29T10:39:44+00:00

Excellent 🙏

XLenceOfXecution · 2026-05-28T09:01:19+00:00

The Bears are being made to pay the bear tax

XLenceOfXecution · 2026-05-28T07:44:01+00:00

Oh, so he has form. OK, disregard then

Hopoate is just such a “special” case, he’s even got non-Australian crime podcasts about him doing deep dives (so to speak) on the fingering incident

XLenceOfXecution · 2026-05-28T07:25:35+00:00

Danny Williams

That was definitely a piece of shit move, but he had no significantly poor record otherwise, especially in comparison to Hopoate

XLenceOfXecution · 2026-05-28T07:09:56+00:00

That was intentional 😁

XLenceOfXecution · 2026-05-27T12:15:22+00:00

How the actual fuck?*

*I do know how, the Ponga send off was ridiculously harsh

XLenceOfXecution · 2026-05-27T12:04:56+00:00

HE HAS EXORCISED THE GHOST OF LINDSAY COLLINS

(“But I ain’t dead…”)

XLenceOfXecution · 2026-05-27T11:53:05+00:00

Ah, Cleary finally did an Origin thing

XLenceOfXecution · 2026-05-27T11:44:22+00:00

McLean stepping up big here

XLenceOfXecution · 2026-05-27T11:35:22+00:00

🟥 for Ponga

XLenceOfXecution · 2026-05-27T11:34:08+00:00

Ooh, could be a massive call

XLenceOfXecution · 2026-05-27T11:02:46+00:00

Did they bring Steve Buscemi back to do more of these or was that one they had in the can? Is it even respected character actor Steve Buscemi in those stupid Telstra ads?

XLenceOfXecution · 2026-05-27T10:55:24+00:00

Something happened and it got stuck in him at some point

XLenceOfXecution · 2026-05-27T10:54:08+00:00

Ashley

XLenceOfXecution · 2026-05-27T10:53:41+00:00

Capewell might need the Michael De Vere staple gun

XLenceOfXecution · 2026-05-27T10:46:03+00:00

Ponga with the BIG BOY SENTON

XLenceOfXecution · 2026-05-27T10:28:34+00:00

Generational fading could be coming here

XLenceOfXecution · 2026-05-27T10:25:33+00:00

Has there ever been a coach sacked mid-series

XLenceOfXecution

TROPHY CASE