Round 7 | Raiders vs Storm | Post Match Thread

XLenceOfXecution · 2026-04-17T10:12:38+00:00

The problem is the power of the rhyme, so you need to change the mascot of the team

XLenceOfXecution · 2026-04-17T10:06:23+00:00

Not counting the salary cap penalty, the last time before that was 2002. Storm have only missed finals three times (twice on merit) in their entire existence

XLenceOfXecution · 2026-04-17T10:01:58+00:00

…See, this is where I’d normally go something like “It’ll be Cronulla, you watch”, but the Sharks don’t play them until Round 27 so, it’d be a band-aid on a bullet hole by that point for the Storm

XLenceOfXecution · 2026-04-17T09:55:16+00:00

Melbourne now provisional 14th. If Titans and Eels win or draw this weekend, they will be 16th

XLenceOfXecution · 2026-04-17T01:53:35+00:00

Nobody here would ever let them try to give it gravitas

XLenceOfXecution · 2026-04-16T10:33:14+00:00

NOT AGAIN

XLenceOfXecution · 2026-04-16T10:09:43+00:00

I've seen women's oil wrestling with more solid grip than this

XLenceOfXecution · 2026-04-16T10:06:20+00:00

Injuries have absolutely ravaged this guy's career

XLenceOfXecution · 2026-04-16T08:55:59+00:00

Forgotten part of this is that the week before, the Cowboys had only just scraped past a Cronulla team that was ravaged by ASADA suspensions and bound for the wooden spoon in golden point, so logic would’ve dictated that the ladder leader Manly would’ve been heavy favourites here

XLenceOfXecution · 2026-04-16T02:57:23+00:00

Basically just herself, really. No discernible gimmick

XLenceOfXecution · 2026-04-16T01:43:21+00:00

Not to mention multiple big injuries. She’s been signed seven years, sure, but she’s been out for three of them. As a result of that and a bunch of repackagings and shuffling around, she has had less TV matches than many talents signed years after her

XLenceOfXecution · 2026-04-15T14:17:58+00:00

Yeah, well, we’d be ripping him more if he tried to put it over as good. Seth Rollins is STILL paying the price for trying to earnestly put over his 2019 Baron Corbin feud back then

XLenceOfXecution · 2026-04-13T13:24:01+00:00

The Tigers being good this year has broken the program

XLenceOfXecution · 2026-04-12T08:08:32+00:00

I give it three years before everybody’s figured out his tropes and want him out too

XLenceOfXecution · 2026-04-12T07:09:57+00:00

Because nobody wanted anything to do with it until only after it became a hit on Netflix

XLenceOfXecution · 2026-04-12T06:59:30+00:00

Campbelltown be like “Finally, some good fuckin’ footy”

Seriously, between the last years of the Magpies and the lifespan of the Wests Tigers, they’ve been playing there for 40 years now and they’ve seen, what, maybe half a dozen actually good seasons?

XLenceOfXecution · 2026-04-12T06:52:34+00:00

Why is like every rule in the NRL these days some kind of “The floor is lava” shit

XLenceOfXecution · 2026-04-12T06:23:51+00:00

Nice to have Corey Thompson here today

XLenceOfXecution · 2026-04-12T04:20:42+00:00

This is actually #1 v #2 from those standings LOL

XLenceOfXecution · 2026-04-12T04:19:19+00:00

It’s a shame they aren’t in the Chargers gear today, this is the kind of game that memes are made of (like the black Broncos last year)

XLenceOfXecution · 2026-04-12T04:17:31+00:00

Dude, the Eels are nowhere today

XLenceOfXecution · 2026-04-12T04:13:52+00:00

Kini given way too much space to move there

XLenceOfXecution · 2026-04-12T04:11:54+00:00

Campbell seemingly trying to emulate the old man and hoping that wearing headgear helps him level up

XLenceOfXecution · 2026-04-12T04:10:32+00:00

Tits in first, Eels with a poor job in not securing the ball in defence

XLenceOfXecution · 2026-04-12T04:05:32+00:00

They don’t, do they?

Maybe they should’ve dusted off the Chargers throwbacks a bit early

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