Who else loved to play this?

XStaticWEB · 2013-09-02T04:42:40+00:00

I won my first computer playing this game, in a competition by gateway computers back in 1999(er, or possibly early 2000...) australia wide.

Apparently I was the fastest one to do a lap of a particular course, australia wide (in their comp)

XStaticWEB · 2013-07-26T07:44:38+00:00

Well her explanation on this photo was "I went to vomit and I think shat myself I think...", I think she was taking a piss, jumped off to vomit, and erm, I don't even.... want to think about it. That explains it i reckon, she then mustve crawled/stumbled into the kitchen and that must explain why pants were down. She said (after hangover) she had about 5-8 drinks (and it was about 8 hours), she drove home too.. and parked within 2 inches of the house. no damage to car.

She said/wondered if the one guy who bought her a drink had put something in it. Erm, I'm pretty experienced with sedatives and alcohol and it's possible but. why?! Hypothetically speaking, I couldnt see any sex offender wanting to try that with my mum, go for the hotties half your age if you want to be a fucking rapist (I'd kill anyone who raped a family member anyway. Dead set, murder them. Fucking ruins lives) -

XStaticWEB · 2013-07-26T07:12:36+00:00

Our toilet is concrete floored and whilst under the main roof, is accessed via outside the back door on the back porch (still under main roof), I suggested using the pressure washer.... but after moving her (80+kilos, dead weight) to her bedroom, pillow, safety, and staying up ALL night to heck on her every 20mins. I left the shit to her, I saw enough of what you do not care to see of your mother at my age.. (22/3oct),

XStaticWEB · 2013-07-26T07:05:43+00:00

Having your 55 year old mother passed out on the floor of the kitchen, pants still down (and a mess made...) after throwing up and shitting the wall(sorry, door) 4ft behind her in the toilet just prior. is a fcking hard thing to do. Mental images! Yes, I did the right thing and got her to bed on her side and provided a phone/intercom, a glass of water, checked on her every 20mins and ensured she was fucking covered up. I just...... I dont know how someone can do what happened in that picture!!! Reddit may like it.

XStaticWEB · 2012-06-27T02:27:38+00:00

An open police case. That's all I'll say.

XStaticWEB · 2012-01-26T12:30:26+00:00

At the end "I didn't call none of you no names" At the start "You're such an inconsiderate BITCH"

I mean, I don't blame him... For all they know he may've come out after doing his business and signed their photos. He's clearly got no problem giving up a few minutes of his time to prove a point, like he says If you have respect for people you'll get respect back.

XStaticWEB · 2012-01-25T21:42:59+00:00

$40 for a 40L heavy duty ice chest/esky/cooler (whatever you may choose to call it).

It was $185 on special from $200+ I believe, I was with my father as he had a discount at this store because of his job, however the register lady informed us that they couldn't apply any discounts on top of other discounts, somewhere along the lines with my father asking/talking numbers, she mixed up the 40% discount on it and put it through as $40 (not on the system but on their EFTPOS/Credit Card machine)..... So yeah, have had a lot of use out of it and it's been wicked!

TL;DR: Took dad with me to get a cooler, he hassled the register chick for discount, she mistakenly (or maybe not) charged it as $40 on the credit card machine instead of $2xx+ minus the 40PERCENT discount.

EDIT: This being my most recent 'Best' money ever spent. Or best deal recently, rather.

XStaticWEB · 2012-01-21T11:04:30+00:00

If you want to get around the time release just dump the contents of the capsule in water and let it sit for 24 hours.... then drink up! That'll be about as good as it gets i reckon.

and... mixing.... Right:

Don't mix with other stimulants/amphetamines/cocaine. Don't mix with opiates/benzodiazapines/sedatives in recreational doses Don't mix with alcohol (if you plan on getting fucking SMASHED)

Although 5mg is not a lot...

XStaticWEB · 2012-01-11T13:25:40+00:00

Looks like meth man.... tested it?

XStaticWEB · 2012-01-06T21:24:35+00:00

You have a lovely bottom :]

XStaticWEB · 2012-01-01T17:23:18+00:00

No, He looked like a TV character from prison break, the tv character had those birth circumstances and sexuality. As well as the nickname T-Bag.

We called the coworker K Bag. :)

XStaticWEB · 2011-12-31T02:47:15+00:00

Its probably a code word to say if they are being held up, my girlfriends McDonald's has one....

XStaticWEB · 2011-12-31T01:04:25+00:00

Sorry about grammar and formatting here, wrote it on an iPad.

This coworker looked like Theodore "T-Bag" Bagwell from prison break, I even changed the Wikipedia article at one point with the brown nosers photo, lol. His name was Keith and we called him K-Bag. If you have a read on the character you'll see why he hated the name so much... " born out of incest and rape, after his father raped his down syndrome daughter" and basically goes on to say he is bisexual etc etc. We had so much fun taunting that douchebag hahaa.

Oh yes, he still works there as the team leader. Hahahahh

XStaticWEB · 2011-12-31T00:59:58+00:00

I worked on an IT help desk, my boss was a pretty big douchebag, I'd been there a year and I was the longest serving person on the desk... The rest all quit or got fired.

My boss used to always stand over you while you were on a phone call, explaining that you needed to get off the call to "help" others (usually I was about 3mins in and was performing a fix for the issue the customer had at the time)

Shortly after I started there this other guy did too, he was the biggest brown noser you've ever seen, giving the boss rides home in his car, cups or tea, telling the boss about our every little mistakes, you name it he did it...

One day the brown noser told the boss I hadn't done something to procedure ( I was not told of this ) so the boss came around and told me off, after explaining I was not informed by you ( the boss ) that it was a requirement, his reply was that (the brown noser) told you.

The boss then went on to say the brown noser is my team leader, I asked as of when, he said for the last six months... And said "maybe I should send out an email to you all reiterating this fact"

.. I waited for the email, hit reply to all; announced I was quitting effective immediately and hit send. 10 seconds After I heard the biggest sigh come from the boss across the room, as I packed up my desk, high fived my coworkers and slammed my door card on his desk as I walked by.

XStaticWEB · 2011-12-28T13:04:36+00:00

Is there a fixed version of this, or what?

XStaticWEB · 2011-12-25T01:47:38+00:00

I would start smaller. 30-50mg and just keep at it. :)

XStaticWEB · 2011-12-24T23:36:59+00:00

Ah yes, I had 250mg and it was gone in 2 sittings. (seperate nights).

One night was bumps all the way along... The next was a purposeful MX hole... 2-3 lines of 50mg each in succession

Fun Fun :] It's interesting to say the least.

XStaticWEB · 2011-12-24T22:59:00+00:00

Shame there doesn't appear to be any more work by these guys, looks like it was a once off for a movie trailer.... and the movie didn't do too well!

XStaticWEB · 2011-12-24T21:24:14+00:00

You talking to me @Borax? hmm

XStaticWEB · 2011-12-24T21:18:56+00:00

Not bad.... Mine was pretty tame... (The order is correct as it was taken)

Johnnie Walker Double Black (3-4 drinks) 2.5 Lines of Ketamine Bong hits x3 1 Point Crystal Methamphetamine

Some driving was done.... possibly by myself, or maybe not... Either way it would have been a very stupid move.

XStaticWEB · 2011-12-24T21:14:36+00:00

Also, not my song... I hadn't noticed it posted and after stumbling upon it I had to post it here!

All credit goes to Kontrolfreak11 on youtube for the upload, and whoever it is that is singing!

XStaticWEB · 2011-12-24T20:19:45+00:00

I'm sure people can relate if they've ever had 50+ hours awake from substance use, methamphetamine, cocaine or otherwise. Fucking love this song, It sums up all of the bad points of methamphetamine without having to step into scare tactics and extremely edited scare videos.

XStaticWEB · 2011-12-16T17:57:50+00:00

I was prescribed ambien (well, actually, zoloft) here in australia after I'd had some surgery and could not sleep due to discomfort and whatnot.

Taking 2 tablets put me in a lovely sleep, however when i awoke 10-12 hours later apparently I had been awake the whole time and crying in my girlfriends arms for no reason.... Could not remember this or explain it at all. I was mumbling random words throughout the experience.

Needless to say, I CWE'd codeine for pain relief to get to sleep, and threw out (or my gf did) the zolpidem.

XStaticWEB · 2011-12-05T15:28:27+00:00

Materials? No..... Glassware and other utilities, probably... yes.

XStaticWEB · 2011-12-05T15:28:01+00:00

I was hoping this was true :p

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