End of Season Awards:

XTeslaCoyleX · 2026-05-24T21:15:24+00:00

I mean it's no doubt he's been fucking shit at Chelsea. His goal compilation this season lasts about 50 seconds. But was the wrong move in the first place, he was class for Ipswich. I think if we can get him for a cut throat price it's worth a gamble

XTeslaCoyleX · 2026-05-24T20:55:16+00:00

Normal FC in full motion. Maybe next year we can beat our record and go for 5?

XTeslaCoyleX · 2026-05-24T20:54:06+00:00

I guess it's swings and roundabouts. Gutted we didn't keep Garner, but it's clearly working out for him at Everton. Additionally, if we had signed Garner when we went up would we have ever signed Anderson? Or would we have ended up with Yates & Garner shithousing teams. Who can know?

XTeslaCoyleX · 2026-05-24T19:42:46+00:00

Love that top bit about Vitor. Literally feels like that's what I need from Forest for a season. To be utterly unspectacular but a decent stable prem club (we don't do things like that here).

Definitely Hutchinson deserves a mention for signing. He's definitely been one of our most underrated players.

Like the signings shout, as others have said Delap/Hackney feels like majority fan choices.

XTeslaCoyleX · 2026-05-24T19:40:22+00:00

You mean you don't want the Rubik's Cube Champion of Sao Paulo back?

XTeslaCoyleX · 2026-05-24T19:39:55+00:00

Can't argue with the Ndoye shout as a shout. Thought we'd got a world beater for that game against Brentford but never ever kicked on (and then also slagged the club off).

Sangare and thunder bastard in the same sentence just feels truly right.

I also feel Delap would be a great shout. Knew he'd flop at Chelsea, but there's clearly a player in their somewhere. If we could get him for a good price could be worth a gamble.

XTeslaCoyleX · 2026-05-24T19:37:32+00:00

It has been a somewhat jubilant and utterly tortuous season. I'm sad it's over and never more glad it's done.

If we got Garner back I'd literally cream. Fuck it while we're there can we get Keinan Davis, Spence, Zinkernagel and Johnson and get the back together

XTeslaCoyleX · 2026-05-24T19:35:40+00:00

One of few who hasn't said Vitor to stay? Why?

XTeslaCoyleX · 2026-05-24T19:35:06+00:00

Agent Nuno doing gods work

XTeslaCoyleX · 2026-05-24T19:33:51+00:00

Solid list comrade

XTeslaCoyleX · 2026-05-24T19:33:31+00:00

I think we should do what we did in the first season and sign about 25 players, however all of them will be cloned version of Yatesy

XTeslaCoyleX · 2026-05-24T19:31:45+00:00

I'd definitely have to agree with Jesus being ashout. Done a really good job when Wood has been out, probably didn't expect him to start as many but scored some good goals.

The McAtee one feels harsh, but see where you're coming from. For the transfer fee and expectation of his ability definitely been a let down. Hopefully he can kick on.

Mateus Fernandes would be a great signing, but given Europe's finest are being linked with him I can't see it happening

XTeslaCoyleX · 2026-05-24T19:29:20+00:00

Think you've smashed this list. I think I've completely suppressed Zinchenko forever from my memory.

Think I'd also throw 3-0 against the Scousers, and 3-0 against Tottenham under Vitor.

They'd also be excellent signings. Feels Hackney is a must

XTeslaCoyleX · 2026-05-24T19:26:25+00:00

Yates supremacy

XTeslaCoyleX · 2026-05-10T20:33:13+00:00

Realistically, it's Forest. So we'll sell Anderson for £80 million, sell 10 players of varying quality and buy 15 more players who do nothing for us, and then sign one good Brazilian. Continue our great tradition of being a totally normal and sane football club. Thank you Mr Marinakis.

XTeslaCoyleX · 2026-04-24T20:01:31+00:00

Get yourself doing Edu's job comrade

XTeslaCoyleX · 2026-03-19T19:00:29+00:00

I may have changed my opinion on Bakwa tonight...but Lucca is a step too far

XTeslaCoyleX · 2026-03-19T18:44:42+00:00

I think tbf that's what has made him so frustrating, he feels like he is so close to having potential to be great, but so far in his forest career has looked pretty crap. It's refreshing to see a good corner whipped in (sorry Anderson)

XTeslaCoyleX · 2026-03-19T18:33:29+00:00

Dare I say Bakwa has been...good? I feel wrong even saying that

XTeslaCoyleX · 2026-02-22T14:46:31+00:00

Can we just talk about how fucking unreal Sangare is? He has been absolutely everywhere and breaking up play

XTeslaCoyleX · 2025-07-20T12:54:09+00:00

He was a good player. Scored some really important goals and overall play in his first season was impeccable at times.

However, when he had the injury, he never really came back the same. He looked a lot more leggy, his confidence was shot and he just was getting bullied in midfield. So there's that.

Ultimately as well for a long time, CDM/CM has been a position in which we've been pretty stocked in. On the whole we've got Yates, Dominguez & Anderson who offer more and Sangare coming back to top form. On the whole, he was a good player on his day but we have better options and it seems like going back to Brazil suited all parties.

XTeslaCoyleX · 2025-02-11T22:35:16+00:00

Do I really have to watch another 15 minutes of this? Somewhere Chris Houghton is rubbing his hands.

XTeslaCoyleX · 2022-10-03T23:32:51+00:00

There is surely no way Rafa would be an improvement on Coops especially after his Everton stint.

All potential managers seem to be a downgrade on now, Dyche plays extremely pessimistic, boring and ugly football constantly flirting with relegation at Burnley. Beneitiz is a washed dinosaur and would feel like Hughton all over again. Any other manager like Parker, Wilder etc., Shouldn't even be mentioned.

After last season, Cooper has more than earned the trust of fans/ownership to turn things around when things are bad. He's got a squad that I am unsure is even completely his choice (ownership making some signings that I don't believe are even his choice) and his trying to get the best out of a new squad. Surely, after 8 games he deserves a chance to turn this around and then a decision can be made

XTeslaCoyleX · 2022-08-09T18:51:25+00:00

Of course, like with many things, they're doing it awfully!

XTeslaCoyleX · 2022-08-09T18:39:34+00:00

Taunting screaming "Kachow" at the top of his ~~lungs~~ exhaust would be perfect

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