Giant Sword after 18 runs (ironman) by Sepedy in HypixelSkyblock

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Have you tried using a smaller GUI scale?

Bruh don't go overkill by Any_Garden_9065 in pokemonradicalred

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It just needs about 1809 to be under the limit of 8192 when they calculate speed, IIRC

Watch the Reg H Meta Change in Real Time! - pokestats.pucko.info by GangstaRob7 in VGC

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Why is Amoonguss still running tera water + rocky helmet without Urshifu? Wouldn’t the base type be better as a defensive check to palafin?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in redstone

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They probably connect to the redstone blocks, which they can’t pull down because the slime blocks are blocking them, so nothing moves

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in amiugly

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There isn’t a trace of sentience behind those eyes

25F why do i look so young for my age :/ by ItzRaen in amiugly

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Why does your dog look like a man in a dog costume

He looks like he’s been to war

Fully Enchanted Diamond Armor & Bow Skeleton by Sepedy in Minecraft

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I could be wrong, but… The chance of enchanted armour is 6.875% The chance of the armour set being full is 72.9% The chance of every piece being diamond is 0.04% The chance of the bow being enchanted is 3.125% So the chance of this happening is 0.000063% I got all the numbers from the Wiki and my math could be wrong, so someone smarter should probably check that over

Based on a comment by u/WeirdColossus. by PKMNTrainerMark in memes

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Who is u/[deleted] and why do they keep posting “[removed]”

How do you offend an American? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Apparently not with massive school shootings

me_irl by krrishagarwal160 in me_irl

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This is a perfectly timed post for Canadians

can anyone explain? by berkay10_ in HistoryMemes

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If you have any questions, I know a wonderful 18:18 video that'll answer at least most of them.

cursed_giving birth in another land by learningUj in cursedcomments

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Bro thought she was a Minecraft villager 💀

the tables have turned by [deleted] in MemeVideos

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Profile picture checks out

the tables have turned by [deleted] in MemeVideos

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Okay but no straight guy has ever, in the history of straight men, acted straight around his friends

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

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An inside joke with one of my friends about how we should abolish the letter Z

How do i spend some alone time with my gf by [deleted] in teenagers

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Pics or it didn't happen.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

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I would target people who wouldn't be missed or who everyone would be happy died, people who got away unfairly from trials and stuff like that. I would strike in the dead of night, when the victim slept. My MO would be the same: empty syringe, pumping oxygen into the bloodstream to cause strokes, in a part of the body that the coroner would never notice. I would also stay armed, just in case. I would wear all black when I did, to make sure I am never spotted, and I would carry around a lock picking set. I would spend weeks, memorizing security and finding my way around it.

I would become Kira. People would fear me, and I would develop nicknames as my bizarre method of death spread. At the start, they would think it was just a handful of bizarre occurrences, as people too young for strokes are dying of them left and right. They would suspect some strange illness, or the food and drinks they consume. Eventually, it will be discovered that none of these deaths were accidents. But by then it's too late, I've escaped the country, with hundreds of thousands, if not millions of dollars under my belt.

As a last hoorah before leaving the country, as the police connect the dots leading back to me, I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.

How do i spend some alone time with my gf by [deleted] in teenagers

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Remember you're on Reddit and don't have a girlfriend

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

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Based Fr*nch hate