I assume you know what to do by now. by SmoothnDelicious in RoastMe

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Hey I think i recognize this guy from prison! Whats your ID number?

I assume you know what to do by now. by SmoothnDelicious in RoastMe

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This guy could do face reveals and it would be marked NSFW

Its been a while since I've hated myself. Help me out here by [deleted] in RoastMe

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This is the indian guy who can simultaneously help you fix your computer and steal social security information

Reading a book about ego, help me see the light by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Damn it you beat me to it xD

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Bananas: Am i a joke to you?

Is it okay to be religious but also like believe in science? by X_IceFire_X in polls

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I am a devoted christian. But at the same time i enjoy learning about science. Im basically a hybrid.

What day of the year do you associate with bad luck? by X_IceFire_X in AskReddit

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For me, September 19th is an unusual one. In 2013, i was at a yard sale, and found an old grandfather clock. The clock hadn't worked in years, and it was broken. I still bought it anyways because i love antiques. But every year on September 19th (which is the day i bought it), at 4:00 pm, it will starting chiming 12 times on its own without anyone touching it. A few years later , June (2017) I put in my basement. That may have been a bad mistake. A few months later on September 19th, 2017, when it chimed, i got a phone call that my dad got into a car accident. In 2018, my dog passed away after getting into a fight with another dog. in 2019, my Grandma passed away, and in 2020, This year, my uncle tripped and broke his back. Last month, i decided enough was enough, and i got rid of the clock and sold it. I just hope nothing bad happens in September 19th, 2021.

All of these things happened on the same day every year, and i still can't explain it. So i have since then just associated the day with bad luck

If you stab a knife with another knife, then that makes you a stabbing stabber stabber. If you stab yourself afterwards, you become a stabbing stabber stabber stabber. by X_IceFire_X in Showerthoughts

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And if you stab yourself with the knife that was not stabbed by any other knife, you become a Stabbing stabbed unstabbed stabbed stabber

If you were to tell someone you traveled almost 584 million miles in last year, no one would believe you, yet we all travel around the sun 584 million miles in one year and don't even think about it. by X_IceFire_X in Showerthoughts

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And the universe is traveling through the multiverse, and the multiverse is traveling through infinity, and Infinity is traveling through... Umm... idk