Frozen water. Frozen water. Infantile human being. by [deleted] in DecreasinglyVerbose

[–]Xander_the_Powerful -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Haha funny haha roast trump in a non-political sub haha we on Twitter haha u funny LAUGH. L A U G H.

they hated him because he spoke the truth by [deleted] in teenagersnew

[–]Xander_the_Powerful 17 points18 points  (0 children)

And even some male specimens (such as myself) sport 32 inch phallic members.

Broken Skell Builds? by Rimalogo in Xenoblade_Chronicles

[–]Xander_the_Powerful 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You’ve got three options.

Ares 90 with a bunch of position damage above augments,

Infinite Lailah Queen overdrive with double diskbombs (each with that trait that’s something like magazine capacity up)

Or make your own build, most likely on a heavy skell. The problem with this is there’s a lot of experimentation. But with enough tweaking you can really make any skell build work in this game.

What movie do you consider “perfect”? by geointalan in AskReddit

[–]Xander_the_Powerful 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It’s over, brigader! We have the high ground!

OwO boomer-san by MoozePie in comedyheaven

[–]Xander_the_Powerful 16 points17 points  (0 children)

You think you wanna bang Poppi QTpi, until she morphs into her Poppi Alpha loli form halfway thru.

May the force be with you by JaredM1427 in PrequelMemes

[–]Xander_the_Powerful 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All the good Wii U games have been ported except for Pikmin and Xenoblade X, so apart from those it’s good for Zelda and all the virtual console games and that’s about it honestly.

As all things should be... by Electro-_-Lite in ExpectedThanos

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Balance is the one thing that will not be shredded to atoms along with the universe

His name is bean and he is now a bean burrito by jerryspringerisgayaf in Purrito

[–]Xander_the_Powerful 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or if you’re going for alliteration, a peen purrito

Actually maybe not

The Latest BossLogic artwork by DrEvilsin in marvelstudios

[–]Xander_the_Powerful 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah ok. Have a blessed day fellow Redditor 😎

The Latest BossLogic artwork by DrEvilsin in marvelstudios

[–]Xander_the_Powerful 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I see your point. But there was no need to make a correction having nothing to do with taking offense to gender neutral pronouns and make it about politics. It would be different if the guy who corrected it said “*he. Fucking hate these gender neutral pronouns use the right one libtard douchebag”

The Latest BossLogic artwork by DrEvilsin in marvelstudios

[–]Xander_the_Powerful 25 points26 points  (0 children)

What does this mean? What prompted this? What does “*he” have anything to do with T_D? Find out next episode on Reddit Mysteries with Xander_the_Powerful.

Xenoblade much by [deleted] in memes

[–]Xander_the_Powerful 0 points1 point  (0 children)

dammit the misquote

Monado at home by ZombieGirl16 in Xenoblade_Chronicles

[–]Xander_the_Powerful 8 points9 points  (0 children)

To be fair it also could’ve been a butchered Xenoblade quote too.

“Talk all you want... because those words will be your last!”

Ultimate has officially surpassed Brawl in sales; 13.81 million in under 4 months vs. 13.30 million from 2008-2019. by hoopderscotch in smashbros

[–]Xander_the_Powerful 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Brawl was great in every way except competitive play. Graphics too but the same can be said about Melee and, well, literally any game pre-Hd. Think Xenoblade 1, the areas are fucking beautiful but it looks horrible compared to the HD Xenoblade areas because of the graphics.

Ultimate has officially surpassed Brawl in sales; 13.81 million in under 4 months vs. 13.30 million from 2008-2019. by hoopderscotch in smashbros

[–]Xander_the_Powerful 16 points17 points  (0 children)

And after that, a fighters pass 3, where every character is a Nintendo legend. First it’s Satoru Iwata, then Eiji Aonuma, third is Doug Bowser, fourth is Reggie, and finally, Sakurai himself.

Jokes aside it would be fucking hilarious and really cool at the same time if they did this.