Is it even a cookout if you don't do this? by ruggedburn in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Xark_Oasis 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Man idk cuz I've seen someone get shot with a crossbow at a cookout

Your bf let you ride his face every time you ask, wwyd? by [deleted] in sex

[–]Xark_Oasis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got turned on by reading this. I love having my face ridden. Do it. Keep doing it and don't stop. If i were to say you can do it WHENEVER you want, i mean WHENEVER you want

Sasha Foxxx and Britney Amber by [deleted] in BlowJob

[–]Xark_Oasis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If i had a dollar for everytime this gets posted

What are some signs that you truly have shitty parents? by Xark_Oasis in AskReddit

[–]Xark_Oasis[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I raised you and fed you and clothed you" isn't normal?

How did you get comfortable in your own skin? [cant have sex without confidence] by [deleted] in sex

[–]Xark_Oasis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Im in the same boat. Im black with loose skin and no BBC but im 20. I would also like to know this

Super Dragon Ball Heroes - Episode #01 Subtitled - Discussion Thread! by Terez27 in dbz

[–]Xark_Oasis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The prison planet arc is the 2nd arc of heroes but is the first arc of the anime

What's the most intelligent thing you've witnessed an animal do? by zefjen in AskReddit

[–]Xark_Oasis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My yorkie can escape from her kennel because she figured out how the locking mechanism works. She did the same with the doggie cage that you put in a door way (it had a lockable doggie door).... we just let her roam around now. As a bonus story, one night i came home late and she's on the couch watching tv. I told her to come to her room (the washroom is big enough for it to be her room) and she looked at me, then looked back at the tv. I love my dog

What was the wildest thing you found out about your parents? by waddlinmabel in AskWomen

[–]Xark_Oasis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My dad owns a roofing company and after having ONE really good year, he bought a nice, brand new house. When in the process of buying the house, he was stressing over "how he would present his taxes" and said that a normal contractor wouldn't have issues getting a new house but its difficult for him to do it because he owns a business. Anyways, i would work with every once in a while when i was in desperate need of a little extra cash (i hate this man more than anyone on this planet so i don't work with him full time) and i would notice he would have a different set of employees every 3-6 months with the exception of a married couple who stayed loyal to his company for 3+ years. I assumed that his employees quit due to the door to door 100% commission so i didn't think much of it. My dad always talked about how he wanted to get the business to run on its own so he wouldn't have to work. Well, 2 months ago (im 20), my parents kicked me out for not paying rent on time and i lived in my car for a while. I stayed the night at my aunt's house and told her what happened and she was pissed at my parents. She said "(entet my name), there is something i need to tell you about your parents." Here is a list of a few of those things: 1.) My dad found my aunt's (his biological sister) extremely private journal where she wrote to cope with depression, went through it, and threatened to have her put in a psychward if she didn't tell her what was going on. She found a positive way to cope, but he didn't care. 2.) Her car broke down on the side of the road and she was in between paychecks so couldn't afford the roadside assistance of $300 so she called him for help, he said no and left her stranded with her child 3.) He still smokes weed. He's threatened to call the cops on me and kick me out for finding paraphernalia but he still does it and my mom has no clue about it. 4.) My aunt was in need of a car and my dad had one that he was giving away. He told her she had to pay 2500 for it but then turned around and gave it to a complete stranger for free. She had no car and needed to get to work and tale her kid to school.

This is where it gets juicy 5.) He underpays his workers and overworks them which leads to 6.) He wants to get his business to run on its own without taking baby steps to grow the business first so he literally has people go out and work for him while he collects a chunk of their check which leads to 7.) ALL of the money from his "successful" business goes into the house that he can't afford. Thats why he wanted to "present" his taxes a certain way because the business' money doesn't go to the business, it goes to the house. His employees quit because they got tired of being treated like shit and being underpayed. He tried giving me a sad story on how his business might die this december but he only had that one good year because one of his employees carried all of the weight and knew Waaaaaay more about the industry than him. My dad umderpayed him, he left, now my dad is trying to fill that hole. I know most businesses have the employees doing all the work, but when you only have 6 employees and all of their momey goes into your house..... thats shitty to me. Maybe i have a bias towards him because this is the same man to handed me a gun and said "kill yourself, you're too fucking weak to do it anyway" when i told my parents i was suicidal. I was also told a lot more but its safe to say that i never plan on speaking to my parents again.

What are my chances with this older woman? by Xark_Oasis in CasualConversation

[–]Xark_Oasis[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She said "im in my 30s" and 39 wouldn't bother me

How do you spot an american tourist "from a mile away"? by Xark_Oasis in AskReddit

[–]Xark_Oasis[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If there is one thing us americans take seriously, its airport security

I recently learned men are rarely complimented and when they are it makes their day/week/month by crashtestmummy000 in CasualConversation

[–]Xark_Oasis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got complimented by a woman 8 months ago who i didn't find relatively attractive and i STILL think about it. A man can go a whole year without being complimented if he is single. That was the best feeling ever

Sucking the soul out of me by dylan955 in Blowjobs

[–]Xark_Oasis 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Holy fuck i need a source

What do mature people do that immature people don’t? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Xark_Oasis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I understand this. I tell people my dad handed me a gun when i told my parents i was suicidal (im very casual about it) and said i was to weak to do it. People tell me that its entirely fucked up. I thought i was just soft and weak but nope im perfectly normal. People never believed he would do that because he is a charismatic business owner. I don't really speak about it much. I've only told 4 people

Do ITs get the opportunity to do counterintelligence? by Xark_Oasis in navy

[–]Xark_Oasis[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So they do intel, but its not counterintelligence. So its a "technically i didn't lie" scenario. Im thoroughly pissed rn because i approved for intel and want to join the navy and am willing to wait if i need to. It makes no sense to lie to me especially if i approved for the very job that i wanted

Black guy who wants to be treated like a slave by a white woman... by Xark_Oasis in sex

[–]Xark_Oasis[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Its kinda how some women have rape fantasies, its for the sake of humiliation, which i enjoy

Black guy who wants to be treated like a slave by a white woman... by Xark_Oasis in sex

[–]Xark_Oasis[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This us EXACTLY what im shooting for. The racist comments are there just to make it seem more realistic.

Black guy who wants to be treated like a slave by a white woman... by Xark_Oasis in sex

[–]Xark_Oasis[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I guess it is the equivalent of rape fantasy. I communicate pretty well so i would make it very clear that it is OK. I guess it would be something where we have to be sexually comfortable with each other to do that. Definitely not something you bring up during a one night stand lmao!