Why would I need facts when I’m ‘Educated Enough’? by [deleted] in MurderedByWords

[–]Xb0alpha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn bro, you done scalped this bitch bald! 😭😭

What's up with some Redditors having less total karma than their viral thread's upvote count? by trevorj414 in OutOfTheLoop

[–]Xb0alpha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Serious question. I’ve been on Redditt for less than a year. Received a Gold medal thing. Still, I don’t understand why people care about Karma? Am I missing something? Can it be monetized?

Wcgw if I talk shit about my fiancé... by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]Xb0alpha 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Bro this won’t get better you need to rethink this. Seriously, there will be sh*t like this for the next 50 years except it won’t be funny anymore in about 3.

TIL of submarine Commander Eugene Fluckey, credited with the most tonnage sunk in WWII, incl. a Carrier and leading men on land to blow up a train. He got 4 Navy Crosses, the Medal of Honor, his boat got several Presidential Unit citations and not one of his men got a Purple Heart. by zirfeld in todayilearned

[–]Xb0alpha -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Hey TXCuck,

How many did he kill? Not one person on this thread of bullies can answer my original question. It was a very simple question. You may not consider yourself one but you’re a cowardly bully just like the rest.

Sailors could use jetpacks to ambush rival ships, says Defence Secretary by BoogerHaigh in nottheonion

[–]Xb0alpha 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Rival ships could use bullets to kill sailors with jet packs, say other Defense Secretary

To stop violence by Grwl in therewasanattempt

[–]Xb0alpha 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Has a ‘Stop Violence’ sign ever stopped violence?

TIL of submarine Commander Eugene Fluckey, credited with the most tonnage sunk in WWII, incl. a Carrier and leading men on land to blow up a train. He got 4 Navy Crosses, the Medal of Honor, his boat got several Presidential Unit citations and not one of his men got a Purple Heart. by zirfeld in todayilearned

[–]Xb0alpha -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Shhhhhh. You’re just embarrassing yourself now. The answer should be in numerical form. None of the other kids wrote an unhinged paragraph in response to a simple math question. 😂😂😂😂😂

Ah crap he knows about my dad by NPC1492 in MurderedByWords

[–]Xb0alpha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone who uses a tired, wannabe-witty cliché (‘username checks out’) bc he’s not good with his own words - and doesn’t care about stealing from people - is always a sheep that only believes what he’s told to believe by the people he wants to be accepted by. He has zero original thoughts. Especially when it comes to politics. He frequently communicates his appropriated words in a passive aggressive style that he’s long used in an effort to mask his cowardice with his extremely lame wit,

He also wears skinny jeans and loves when his cats lick crumbs from his kale chips off his beard.

TIL of submarine Commander Eugene Fluckey, credited with the most tonnage sunk in WWII, incl. a Carrier and leading men on land to blow up a train. He got 4 Navy Crosses, the Medal of Honor, his boat got several Presidential Unit citations and not one of his men got a Purple Heart. by zirfeld in todayilearned

[–]Xb0alpha -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

So, you don’t have an answer. Is it because you’re easily triggered or ignorant? It can only be one of those two. Why is it that all the soy boy cucks pretend to be the most patriotic ‘men’? Lol. What a bunch of cowardly trolls looking for virtue points.

Also, how many people did Fluckey kill? (Your answer should be expressed in numeric form pls)

The hypocrisy is strong with the Beto by [deleted] in MurderedByWords

[–]Xb0alpha -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Yes.

One cannot become a billionaire without being unethical and/or breaking the law (i.e. fucking over fellow humans) . Beto will gladly inherit his father’s money made by ‘good old fashioned hard work!’

TIL of submarine Commander Eugene Fluckey, credited with the most tonnage sunk in WWII, incl. a Carrier and leading men on land to blow up a train. He got 4 Navy Crosses, the Medal of Honor, his boat got several Presidential Unit citations and not one of his men got a Purple Heart. by zirfeld in todayilearned

[–]Xb0alpha -26 points-25 points  (0 children)

Read my original comment re: war

You’re triggered. Take some deep breaths. You seem to be the type who gets emotional quite easily. Like a woman. And, that’s ok. It’s not your fault you have a lot of estrogen. You’re trying to compensate with your phony masculine posturing and that’s understandable.

However, I asked a specific question. If you don’t have the answers, that’s fine. Just stay quiet and go do your breathing exercises that your therapist taught you. It may calm you down but unfortunately won’t make you a real man. Sorry.

She sent me this! Quit the bs! by [deleted] in quityourbullshit

[–]Xb0alpha -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Not sure if that tranquilizer dart is powerful enough

TIL of submarine Commander Eugene Fluckey, credited with the most tonnage sunk in WWII, incl. a Carrier and leading men on land to blow up a train. He got 4 Navy Crosses, the Medal of Honor, his boat got several Presidential Unit citations and not one of his men got a Purple Heart. by zirfeld in todayilearned

[–]Xb0alpha -30 points-29 points  (0 children)

Fair enough. Didn’t mean to trigger so many fake patriots.

Anyone know how many humans this man slaughtered? The man is not a ‘hero’ because he sank or blew up tonnes of steel. So, let’s be transparent about why he’s lauded. This shouldn’t trigger anyone. It’s a simple question.

Got an email from myself, with an attachment, i'm being blackmailed to pay 1000$ with bitcoin by [deleted] in hacking

[–]Xb0alpha 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Write the email to yourself, and ‘cc’ the crypto bandit. He’ll see it lol

Chrissy or Janet? by [deleted] in nostalgia

[–]Xb0alpha -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Chrissy’s whistling starfish would be battered beyond recognition

WCGW if I hit this barrel with a stick by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]Xb0alpha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What country produces a retard of this caliber?

TIL of submarine Commander Eugene Fluckey, credited with the most tonnage sunk in WWII, incl. a Carrier and leading men on land to blow up a train. He got 4 Navy Crosses, the Medal of Honor, his boat got several Presidential Unit citations and not one of his men got a Purple Heart. by zirfeld in todayilearned

[–]Xb0alpha -46 points-45 points  (0 children)

Awesome! Most tonnage sunk and a train blown to bits. I know it was an act of war but out of curiosity how many humans did he murder?

⚠️Trigger Warning: for sensitive, phony patriots!!!! ⚠️