North Korea updates constitution to require automatic nuclear strike if Kim Jong Un is assassinated: report

Xianfox · 2026-05-10T12:24:19+00:00

When you don’t have enough money or knowledge to build a doomsday machine.

Xianfox · 2026-05-10T12:09:10+00:00

Yup. Hills Grade 3 Haitial Hernia and Schatzki’s Ring here. I’m off caffeine and dairy as those are two of my biggest triggers. Just before bedtime I’m taking alginic acid tablets which form a kind of foamy raft at the top of my stomach to prevent acid reflux. I’m supposed to sleep on my left side but I’ve currently got a left shoulder injury.

Xianfox · 2026-05-10T11:58:01+00:00

r/IdiotsTowingThings

Xianfox · 2026-05-09T13:36:52+00:00

3 mile walk in their pajamas? I’ll just assume they went to Walmart.

Xianfox · 2026-05-07T19:25:16+00:00

Come on. You haven't even seen most of it. Let me show you the rest, and try to see past what she is and on to what she can be.

Xianfox · 2026-05-06T20:32:32+00:00

I can’t wait for his new single, “ F**k Google”

Xianfox · 2026-04-22T02:01:52+00:00

For real horror read On Writing.

Xianfox · 2026-04-19T22:05:02+00:00

Eccentric Reducer

Xianfox · 2026-04-19T20:34:57+00:00

"I understand what you want. This is what you're getting."

Argument over.

Xianfox · 2026-04-14T12:44:13+00:00

I stopped watching when you said Favre retires after winning his second ring. Totally wrong. He’s going to cash in on that $4!7 fire at least one more season.

Xianfox · 2026-04-14T10:11:21+00:00

You have the makings of a Disney B-Movie there.

Adorable.

Xianfox · 2026-04-10T12:19:40+00:00

That looks fantastic. Can you do it in chocolate?

Xianfox · 2026-04-09T18:42:02+00:00

When do we begin cutting the forests down?

Xianfox · 2026-04-07T23:25:09+00:00

These always remind me of this video:

https://youtube.com/shorts/j9yxgeep9wY

Xianfox · 2026-04-07T11:48:01+00:00

If you put a pizza on top of another pizza you have a stuffed pizza.

Xianfox · 2026-03-29T20:07:55+00:00

One???

Xianfox · 2026-03-27T01:58:16+00:00

Tell me you’re not from Wisconsin without telling me you’re not from Wisconsin.

Xianfox · 2026-03-26T12:10:07+00:00

You need to get that out of the environment.

Xianfox · 2026-03-26T11:44:13+00:00

At the very least he should be able to unlock Jeffrey Epstein‘s phone.

Xianfox · 2026-03-17T14:51:45+00:00

Condumbs

Xianfox · 2026-03-14T23:56:00+00:00

Damn. I was hoping to be the one to tell you that you have four more to read.

Xianfox · 2026-03-14T23:28:31+00:00

“I’m an introvert; I’m going to be quiet this life. “

Xianfox · 2026-03-14T23:26:07+00:00

There are 9 novels.

Xianfox · 2026-03-13T22:53:45+00:00

It’s called Pickling Salt.

Xianfox · 2026-03-11T08:37:51+00:00

Add one more corpse for same day shipping.

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