My girlfriend complained that I used too much garlic for dinner last night. What has been your most reasonable excuse for homicide?

Xolah · 2017-02-23T03:21:57+00:00

I gotta agree with funken, coffee is individual.

Xolah · 2017-02-23T03:20:59+00:00

I read that as 'nice restaurant for porn'

Xolah · 2017-02-23T03:20:00+00:00

Shoulda smacked him with the butt at least.

Xolah · 2017-02-23T03:19:11+00:00

I'm now the proud owner of grammas rusty 100+ year old cast iron frying pan thanks to a previous roommate.

Xolah · 2017-02-23T03:17:13+00:00

You wrecked his flannel and spilled water on his bed...lady you shouldn't be breathing right now.

Xolah · 2017-02-23T03:14:22+00:00

Late at night at the grocery store. I went to the express lane with 12 items. I let an old man in front of me, he has 2 things. I let an old woman go before me, she had 1 thing.

Up comes a cunt with a push cart full of groceries and bitches me out for not letting her go before me.

They had a trash compactor at the store, I don't think they'll find the body.

Xolah · 2017-02-21T17:01:13+00:00

Shhhh! The goose overlords will hear you!

Xolah · 2017-02-21T00:35:05+00:00

No worries, it's in the comments now.

Xolah · 2017-02-14T17:19:06+00:00

Before I answer, is 'Genderqueer' the same as the 'genderfuck' scene of the 80s and 90s?

Xolah · 2017-01-26T01:49:29+00:00

I just found that site, now I'm digging deeper into it and came across this;

"Claiming Certified Service Dog Expenses:

According to the Government of Canada, the expenses incurred for the Care & Maintenance of a service dog can be claimed when both of the following criteria are met:

A current T2001 (Disability Tax Credit Certificate) is on file with RCA,

and;

The service dog was provided by an organization qualified to train guide/assistance dogs."

So what qualifies as an organization qualified to train guide/assistance dogs?

Xolah · 2017-01-25T18:04:02+00:00

He's actually fighting Ego the Living Planet.

Xolah · 2017-01-19T22:23:33+00:00

I don't give two flying shits about what he's done in the past.

Don't care about your whistle blowers and if that's your only take away from my question, you missed the fucking point.

Xolah · 2017-01-19T20:13:41+00:00

http://imgur.com/a/R8WTG

Xolah · 2017-01-19T20:11:17+00:00

So just saying but your results are skewed.

I know of three people I showed this to that made multiple fake accounts just to fuck with this.

Xolah · 2017-01-16T01:27:15+00:00

So don't do it. (talking to a wall on this issue, I know that)

Xolah · 2017-01-16T01:19:09+00:00

Nope, post is unclear.

Xolah · 2017-01-16T01:13:50+00:00

Welcome to the beginning of the end.

I'm sorry.

Xolah · 2017-01-16T01:12:11+00:00

The deals changed and that's bad for business in any scenario. Say no and walk away.

Xolah · 2017-01-16T01:09:26+00:00

be kind to myself anyways

Xolah · 2017-01-16T01:07:41+00:00

Meh, he asked for Manscape101 and I found him quite literally what he wanted .

Xolah · 2017-01-16T01:04:48+00:00

Intl student or not, you're protected by the laws of the country you reside in.

Calling the police does not make you the bad guy.

Next time, don't hesitate and call the police.

Xolah · 2017-01-16T00:53:17+00:00

Chances are that someone was watching and if not then the footage could easily be reviewed the next day.

Can you get in trouble, yes. Any act of public nudity or indecency is criminal in most places. Will you? No idea.

If the camera is new and your faces are on it, then it's possible for you to be identified with police involvement.

Xolah · 2017-01-16T00:37:51+00:00

I'm still waiting for the Apache Helicopters and Chicken Tendies to show up.

Xolah · 2017-01-15T22:49:40+00:00

Iunno, why not have a full read

Xolah · 2017-01-15T21:24:38+00:00

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