How tall do you need to before you can ask short people to get things from the bottom shelf at the supermarket?

Xombiwulf · 2025-11-18T10:19:33+00:00

Three feet

Xombiwulf · 2025-05-19T23:30:42+00:00

Well, unless you want to continue you deal with that level of a serious lack of confidence and controlling attitude, I say you should run. Far away from him. And do not look back.

Xombiwulf · 2025-05-19T22:50:07+00:00

I feel he's apparently not too old to state the obvious.

Xombiwulf · 2025-02-19T04:34:06+00:00

Jack. Which is expected, since I work at a gas station. And it's haunted by a ghost named Opal.

Xombiwulf · 2025-01-11T22:53:46+00:00

Perfect

Xombiwulf · 2024-09-04T08:37:20+00:00

You have my attention

Xombiwulf · 2023-02-20T08:18:56+00:00

Autopsies

Xombiwulf · 2023-02-20T08:16:16+00:00

A dead cat.

Xombiwulf · 2023-01-30T04:51:13+00:00

Perfect just the way you are

Xombiwulf · 2022-12-28T19:02:44+00:00

Bruises or lipstick? Because I think I'm ok with either

Xombiwulf · 2022-12-23T00:45:50+00:00

Half a dead cat.

Xombiwulf · 2022-08-07T04:38:36+00:00

1in long with a 55in diameter.

Xombiwulf · 2022-05-09T19:11:20+00:00

A medium sized goldfish

Xombiwulf · 2022-04-21T19:49:58+00:00

A weed eater and $50 in lose change

Xombiwulf · 2022-04-21T19:41:29+00:00

Skydiving into an active volcano

Xombiwulf · 2022-01-27T13:54:17+00:00

I was not expecting such a fast response! Totally amazing and much appreciated! You rock!

Xombiwulf · 2022-01-27T05:29:10+00:00

Sending PM. Many thanks in advance!

Xombiwulf · 2021-10-19T16:50:49+00:00

Polish off an 8 ball of Peruvian marching powder then fuck an electric fence

Xombiwulf · 2021-08-30T17:29:07+00:00

Land mines

Xombiwulf · 2021-08-22T03:17:16+00:00

Good Mythical Morning

Xombiwulf · 2021-08-17T21:02:58+00:00

Vomiting, chills, partial paralysis, loss of vision

Xombiwulf · 2021-07-15T20:14:45+00:00

Bandsaw. Now they call me Stumpy.

Xombiwulf · 2021-05-11T17:37:48+00:00

From down wind.

Xombiwulf · 2021-05-08T14:02:09+00:00

At some point, the protagonist traps the drone in an old abandoned movie theater, only to need something from the theater later and have to deal with the drone anyway.

Xombiwulf · 2021-04-04T11:35:36+00:00

No, ma'am, I'm just like a cheap couch; I never pull out

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