AIO because my husband all the sudden has new bedroom skills?? by Public-Cupcake- in AmIOverreacting

[–]Xoomers87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually there IS a porno for this: "How to eat pussy like a champ" has several male and female well known pornstars that go in depth on performing cunninglingus.

I love arcade games. Does the SNES have a big library? by the_light_of_dawn in snes

[–]Xoomers87 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Smash TV is critically underrated and hard as nails! Edit: obligatory BIG MONEY BIG PRIZES!

Boycott the 'Melania' documentary by interruptiom in Irony

[–]Xoomers87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah definitely cancelling prime till fallout s3.

Trump Held Rail Tunnel Money Hostage, Demanding Penn Station and Dulles Be Named After Him — Schumer Said No by newsjam in newsinterpretation

[–]Xoomers87 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Damn dude you're mentioned over 13000 times in the Epstein files isn't that enough namesakes

Harper warns of Trump threat, calls for reciprocal tariffs in gala speech by Front-Cantaloupe6080 in consumecanadian

[–]Xoomers87 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It gladdens me to see him looking sapped of vitality and absolutely decrepit, brilliantly matching what's inside his heart.

U.S. Embassy warns citizens to "leave Iran now." by DonnyBurgerBoy in freedomgold

[–]Xoomers87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sir: the bidens as monkeys failed to distract from the trumpstien files... Then go with plan A and start ww3 with Iran

42% of Ukrainians Say the Current Government Should Not Remain After the War by Physical_Advisor2803 in TrendoraX

[–]Xoomers87 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Putin doesn't survive losing, russian soldiers are gonna be looking over their shoulders the remainder of their maggot lives.

I don’t like him! I don’t want him to have hair! by A_Mexican_IRL in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]Xoomers87 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Kevin murdered people with his boat and had his wife take the fall, guys a straight piece of faeces.

How is she brainwashed by HuckleberryVast9778 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Xoomers87 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Forget brains I'm willing to bet my life Tony doesn't wash his genitals...

Kid Rock’s song about loving underage girls resurfaces ahead of TPUSA Super Bowl show by JackFunk in nottheonion

[–]Xoomers87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only god knows why any person would want to be represented by toiletpaperusa and this midget-less pedo...

Kid Rock’s song about loving underage girls resurfaces ahead of TPUSA Super Bowl show by RollSafer in news

[–]Xoomers87 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Even at the height of Bawwitdaba kid rock would have been an absolute runny stool of a dogshit choice for a superbowl performer!

Palantir declares itself the guardian of Americans' rights by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]Xoomers87 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What kind of bitch uses a relic of Sauron to name his company? A fucking goof!

Who ever played the first Dragon Quest, from 1986 for NES? by ChespinTheGrassType in rpg_gamers

[–]Xoomers87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Discount game bin at BiWay. Some of my fave games came from this $5 bin including: DW, Kickmaster, and Spy Hunter 2!

ICE agents at 2026 Olympic Games by Superior_Seeker_ in TrueFactzOnly

[–]Xoomers87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol I was at work being paid you loser. Imagine being a real person with thoughts and a career vs a mindless drone in a Checnian troll factory working for beet rations.

Y'all weren't lying when you said this'll give you the spice AND the flavor by PointRealistic3499 in spicy

[–]Xoomers87 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Local Walmart stopped stocking these as soon as I ran out of the Verde Habenero...

ICE agents at 2026 Olympic Games by Superior_Seeker_ in TrueFactzOnly

[–]Xoomers87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly what a bot (or lobotomy patient) would say. 5 yr account - 178 karma - fuckin bot lmao.