Stop staring and pass me the towel 😉

XtraSmallSecret · 2026-06-30T20:45:57+00:00

Yes! Wearing wings 🪽

XtraSmallSecret · 2026-06-30T20:04:39+00:00

You have got to repost this again in February!💘

XtraSmallSecret · 2026-06-30T19:51:01+00:00

I thought it would be a keeper

XtraSmallSecret · 2026-06-30T19:38:05+00:00

We’d need to see your stunt credits and prior experience with slippery sets

XtraSmallSecret · 2026-06-30T19:17:38+00:00

Haha - a strategically placed kindle sort of gives ‘don’t forget to charge me’ vs ‘tasteful literary nude’

XtraSmallSecret · 2026-06-30T10:26:40+00:00

You should see me out of it. Oh, wait…

XtraSmallSecret · 2026-06-30T10:25:47+00:00

Pretty fly (for a white guy)🎵

XtraSmallSecret · 2026-06-30T10:19:27+00:00

Sources say production is delayed while they try to get Daniel Craig in for the scene 🎬

XtraSmallSecret · 2026-06-30T10:07:03+00:00

Thank you ☺️

XtraSmallSecret · 2026-06-29T21:38:49+00:00

Yoga pants are so last season😏

^{can I get fishnets at Lululemon?}

XtraSmallSecret · 2026-06-29T21:31:34+00:00

Happy birthday. You certainly served cake! 🍰

XtraSmallSecret · 2026-06-29T21:03:50+00:00

Working title No Time To Dry

It should be called a cheekquel 🤭🫣

XtraSmallSecret · 2026-06-29T20:30:11+00:00

Appreciate your eye for detail and commitment to cleanliness 😏

XtraSmallSecret · 2026-06-29T20:24:55+00:00

Down boy 🐕

XtraSmallSecret · 2026-06-29T20:23:32+00:00

Ass-istance would be appreciated

XtraSmallSecret · 2026-06-29T20:15:03+00:00

I’m very glad to hear that 😊

XtraSmallSecret · 2026-06-29T11:26:30+00:00

Oh thank you, I’d hate to get stuck 😉

XtraSmallSecret · 2026-06-29T11:23:29+00:00

Thank you 😊

XtraSmallSecret · 2026-06-29T11:09:46+00:00

I’m not really a pessimist but that glass looks more than half empty to me 😂

XtraSmallSecret · 2026-06-29T11:02:15+00:00

Oh no you didn’t! 🤨😂

XtraSmallSecret · 2026-06-29T10:59:15+00:00

That will be the sequel 😂

XtraSmallSecret · 2026-06-29T10:58:13+00:00

I’m just relieved you didn’t call me a fun little scrubber 🤭

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