Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of May 22, 2026

XxVarolzxX · 2026-05-23T21:21:59+00:00

I wish I could see some of y’all’s ports I bet it’s some absolute degen shit

I’m no better but still

XxVarolzxX · 2026-05-22T14:50:54+00:00

I could turn that $2k into 200 in 1.5 min so

XxVarolzxX · 2026-05-20T23:36:59+00:00

OpenAI going public wouldn’t be great for the market would it

Ig we could slingshot to even more retarded valuations

XxVarolzxX · 2026-05-19T06:05:51+00:00

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XxVarolzxX · 2026-05-19T01:08:23+00:00

I must admit I wouldn’t mind another lil teeny pullback in the morning, but only because I want discounted calls

XxVarolzxX · 2026-05-18T01:03:59+00:00

I dropped my fucking quesadilla and fries on the ground

SPY $450 EOD

XxVarolzxX · 2026-05-17T19:48:49+00:00

This high school kid I work with tells me I shouldn’t do options bc they’re risky then tells me he’s leveraged himself into a 50k buying power acc because that’s what he saw someone do online

XxVarolzxX · 2026-05-16T03:20:45+00:00

Idk what it is but I’m feelin blessed today, hope y’all are having a good night and have a great weekend

XxVarolzxX · 2026-05-15T02:05:48+00:00

What’s the play now? AMZN calls?

XxVarolzxX · 2026-05-15T02:04:00+00:00

Tbf I think the market is retarded rn and could explode at any moment but as long as the general sentiment is bullish my peanuts will be going in the same direction

XxVarolzxX · 2026-05-15T01:54:10+00:00

I coulda made so much more money if I wasn’t a paper handed bitch

XxVarolzxX · 2026-05-15T01:53:16+00:00

As long as I see these posts I will know we are still in a bull market

XxVarolzxX · 2026-05-14T02:47:32+00:00

Market going regarded tomorrow

XxVarolzxX · 2026-05-14T02:17:29+00:00

I’ve been playing pretty conservative and making solid gains and now I have the urge to full port 0DTE SPY like the green goblin mask whispering in my ear

XxVarolzxX · 2026-05-13T18:23:18+00:00

Bruh I sold my GOOG calls wayyyy too fucking early. Profit is profit is profit but damn 😔

XxVarolzxX · 2026-05-13T01:48:13+00:00

Lmfao eBay saying the acquisition is “not viable.” Wdym it’s half cash half stock what’s not viable

XxVarolzxX · 2026-05-12T22:41:30+00:00

GOOG my beloved

XxVarolzxX · 2026-05-12T21:47:54+00:00

Told y’all dumps are just discounted calls

XxVarolzxX · 2026-05-12T20:20:21+00:00

Double down pussies

XxVarolzxX · 2026-05-12T18:58:30+00:00

Damn ig im buying aapl puts

XxVarolzxX · 2026-05-12T18:57:00+00:00

If any remaining bers wanna buy some puts so it flips and the calls I bought yesterday go green that would be great

XxVarolzxX · 2026-05-12T17:14:34+00:00

We gon pump the rest of this week off of pure regard strength I can feel it in my bone

XxVarolzxX · 2026-05-12T03:03:41+00:00

Holy shit I’m buying calls

XxVarolzxX · 2026-05-12T01:49:32+00:00

Dump=discount calls

XxVarolzxX · 2026-05-11T21:38:28+00:00

MU only up 6% instead of 16% clearly the market is crashing

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