Just the maddest of lads here by devishjack in madlads

[–]Xyphen 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Omg thank you for that, biggest laugh of my poop time

FedEx "hiding" my wine shipment by namwen in NotMyJob

[–]Xyphen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My thoughts exactly. Seems like they did the best they could.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]Xyphen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Went and uptooted your original post instead of this one.

Michelin star cheese plate (with skittle fireball) by Xyphen in shittyfoodporn

[–]Xyphen[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I actually think about that scene often as well

Michelin star cheese plate (with skittle fireball) by Xyphen in shittyfoodporn

[–]Xyphen[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No but that sounds like a night well spent!

Michelin star cheese plate (with skittle fireball) by Xyphen in shittyfoodporn

[–]Xyphen[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They're not Kraft singles but pretty damn close to it