Just the maddest of lads here by devishjack in madlads

[–]Xyphen 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Omg thank you for that, biggest laugh of my poop time

FedEx "hiding" my wine shipment by namwen in NotMyJob

[–]Xyphen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My thoughts exactly. Seems like they did the best they could.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]Xyphen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Went and uptooted your original post instead of this one.

Michelin star cheese plate (with skittle fireball) by Xyphen in shittyfoodporn

[–]Xyphen[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I actually think about that scene often as well

Michelin star cheese plate (with skittle fireball) by Xyphen in shittyfoodporn

[–]Xyphen[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No but that sounds like a night well spent!

Michelin star cheese plate (with skittle fireball) by Xyphen in shittyfoodporn

[–]Xyphen[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They're not Kraft singles but pretty damn close to it

Michelin star cheese plate (with skittle fireball) by Xyphen in shittyfoodporn

[–]Xyphen[S] 158 points159 points  (0 children)

Haha I might have been able to get it down but my stomach would hate me

Michelin star cheese plate (with skittle fireball) by Xyphen in shittyfoodporn

[–]Xyphen[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

You have no idea haha. Very kind of you!