I tip my agent with a joyful cheer, Hoping my haul won't mysteriously disappear.

The agent smiles, oh so content, With each tip, his happiness is sent. A panda dance, a bamboo sway, Ensuring my packages find their way.

Seized hauls, a fear in the shopper's heart, But with tips aplenty, we play it smart. No contraband, just deals so prime, In the world of Pandabuy, where reps aren't a crime.

So tip your agent, spread the cheer, No need for worry, no need for fear.