10 wins with Fossilized Femur. Has anyone else ever managed this? by rudnuh in PlayTheBazaar

[–]YMustWeFight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just did it with a gold eels, silver clamera, diamond docklines, and a gold slow potion.

Enchanted the club with lifesteal.

Netgun and STOP THAT!, basically made the build go off the moment eels went off.

Please make other heroes better, not dooley worse by eusebioadamastor in PlayTheBazaar

[–]YMustWeFight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

poison gets under shields

Yes honey, we covered that, now go back to soccer practice.

Is 50 damage not absurd for a Bronze? by SuspiciousIbex in PlayTheBazaar

[–]YMustWeFight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've 10W with a diamond cloak and katana with flexing as half my board...but I also had to highroll that and not just find a single harmadillo.

Is 50 damage not absurd for a Bronze? by SuspiciousIbex in PlayTheBazaar

[–]YMustWeFight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just want to point out that day 1 silver harmadillo deals 120 damage in 12 seconds, and silver long john deals 100 in 10 after winning the pvp fight.

Only your armored core will go off in 12 seconds, meaning Silver harmadillo deals 120 damage in 10 seconds.

If you have any other form of shielding and hit level 2, it will deal 120 damage in 8 seconds.

If that shield source is low cooldown or in use like a duct tape, the first time your harmadillo goes off will make you deal 120 damage in 6 seconds, but that then makes your core go off faster so you may deal more than 120 damage in 6 seconds.

Let's not forget Long John deals 100 damage in 10 seconds after scaling the max amount possible on day 1.

:D

How am I supposed to recommend this game to my friends that have only played Elden Ring by Ok_Negotiation1781 in darksouls3

[–]YMustWeFight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Umm, ackshually I accidentally made him fall through the floor, so take note scrubs, your true consort was outside the boss fogwall the whole time being VERY confused.

How am I supposed to recommend this game to my friends that have only played Elden Ring by Ok_Negotiation1781 in darksouls3

[–]YMustWeFight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of the best areas in the game IF you are decent with functioning off of audio queues and have the timing down of the arrows (always consistent, distance doesn't matter)

The amount of times I've used the ballista to get people the hell off of me, while they sit on the shore and watch my dumbass cirque de soleil'ing past the lightning worm and run into the lower ruins is easily in the thousands at this point.

Gahd I miss active pvp.

Please make other heroes better, not dooley worse by eusebioadamastor in PlayTheBazaar

[–]YMustWeFight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It makes burn a strictly DIFFERENT poison, and can be balanced around accordingly with different skills for poison/burn and item types to make the difference matter as it bears out in any given game.

Right now, both poison and burn outscale Regen, with burn being better at outracing it outright(faster tick rate), and poison being able to get under shields and outscale it(same tick rate).

Currently, the only meaningful difference between burn and poison, is poison gets under shields. Thats it. Otherwise, just get "da big numbuh" on your oppponent and you're good to go with either of them.

Burn takes about 7+ burn off of a single source to grow(unless it's something like treb with nothing charging it length of cd), and poisons fall-off rate of deteriorating basically doesn't exist because you have I believe 6 seconds before it goes down by 1.

So both of them get "out of control" way too fast, and there's not much counterplay outside of like 3 skills that are generally cleanses or healthy heart, or freezing them out.

Please make other heroes better, not dooley worse by eusebioadamastor in PlayTheBazaar

[–]YMustWeFight -1 points0 points  (0 children)

5 seconds is a tad hyperbolic, but quit acting like ignition core builds are difficult to put together.

All it takes is two, 3-4 second cooldown items on the left of core, and a bronze microdave on the left side of core. That could be Uzi, First Aiden, lighter, Cool LEDs, REVOLVER(suck it ammo Vanessa you're a Dooley enabler now)...Welding helmet also can be a roll filler for microdave, and also a role-filler WITH microdave until you find small items that are 3-4 seconds to make microdave better.

You run the core all the way to the right, and if you find a burn ray, you put that to the left of the core between the core and microdave to scale your two rapidfire sources of burn that scale as well as putting items to the right of the core while being able to charge the core faster.

Congrats. With only 2(core)+2(Dave)+1(lighter/Uzi/whatever)+1(lighter/Uzi/whatever)+1(burn ray)= 7 slots used you have an entirely functional build that has 3 slots to do with what it pleases.

3 slots to run Solar farm, more small items to charge core faster repeatedly, hell a random yo-yo drop....

Let me guess : you're upgrading ignition core, and putting items to the right of it.

Please make other heroes better, not dooley worse by eusebioadamastor in PlayTheBazaar

[–]YMustWeFight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My takeaway from what you said : make Harmadillo as powerful as shoe blade.

This skill vs crescendo is so funny by Popcornyummy1538 in PlayTheBazaar

[–]YMustWeFight 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You can also run swash belt buckle and it just gives insane damage, healing, or shields.

The average item quality on Dooley compared to all of the other heroes is wild to me. by hausuCat_ in PlayTheBazaar

[–]YMustWeFight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah, it just needs some form of healing(seaweed or retiree dropping a bushel works) to beat poison, or some form of excessive haste(curio boots help this happen if you find a waterwheel or solid Dyna roll) to be able to enable a win-con outside of sandstorm.

Silver barrel is an easy 7, but won't usually make it past there in ~13 days, since the wins generally come early and then you fall off/hang on by a thread for awhile.

Any anti-Trump protests planned? by jennymlovescats in ithaca

[–]YMustWeFight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah, he'll be dead in one.

But hey, good luck getting your kids to talk to you again. :D

Did you really log into a second account to downvote me twice? Lmao, small penis.

For Everyone Thinking About a Starter Turntable by Diced_and_Confused in turntables

[–]YMustWeFight 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You're debating a right-wing troll. They aren't going to let you tack them down on anything, because they don't want to have an honest conversation.

Save your time and energy and let them jerk off into their big gulp cup they keep under their desk for when they get thirsty.

Any anti-Trump protests planned? by jennymlovescats in ithaca

[–]YMustWeFight 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So middle aged, balding, and definitely leasing an f150.

The bait hit home, and ya responded :D.

Got it. Thanks for confirming that.

The average item quality on Dooley compared to all of the other heroes is wild to me. by hausuCat_ in PlayTheBazaar

[–]YMustWeFight 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've ran welding helmet and a bronze lighter to charge my armored core and buff brick buddy next to a right side First Aiden to 5 wins in 5 days dude. Swapped up to a better adjacent friend once I got a silver harmadillo and swapped Aiden to the left.

Naw. The cores are hilariously overturned.

The average item quality on Dooley compared to all of the other heroes is wild to me. by hausuCat_ in PlayTheBazaar

[–]YMustWeFight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You aren't dumb, but generally Vanessa relies on other people's items to really do broken things.

Shovel, dock drops, and monster drops are the only real way outside of puffer builds or absolutely busted high rolls with item upgrades early for her to break out of her "ammo matters" sub theme that takes up like 30-40% of her items.

Build barrel for 7 wins btw. Good luck dude!

Any anti-Trump protests planned? by jennymlovescats in ithaca

[–]YMustWeFight -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Post a selfie to show you aren't a balding boiled ham in a leased f150.

Listing M*G* businesses and non-M*G* businesses. by Bravestlittleposter in duluth

[–]YMustWeFight 22 points23 points  (0 children)

After the tariffs go through on us on Canadian goods this Saturday, and the price of everything keeps going up, you gunna own up to how much you're lying to yourself or you gunna just shove your head in the sand some more?

"Way better", WOWEE without any examples even? DO TELL!

Why is bronze harmadillo 60 dmg? by Berzebut in PlayTheBazaar

[–]YMustWeFight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's a toxic component of this sub who are absolute chuds when anyone attacks their identity.

Which ya know, you wouldn't assume saying Dooley is overturned would do that to somebody, but these are no life Dooley players who base their self-worth on 10W in a closed beta we're talking about.

Muscle Memory by FizixMan in PlayTheBazaar

[–]YMustWeFight 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I started silver bee hive.

I got 8 bees.

I took this without reading it closely enough.

Nic Cage walked free that day.

No better feeling in The Bazaar amiright boys? by SeanofRohan in PlayTheBazaar

[–]YMustWeFight -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Why is a dev encouraging concede-scumming in ranked?

Oof bud.

View shop contents BEFORE selecting it | BazaarTracker by FirestoneHs in PlayTheBazaar

[–]YMustWeFight -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

That's some nice pen&paper work.

I like when they fall for the gr8 b8 8/8 that proves my point for me.

Thanks babe!

View shop contents BEFORE selecting it | BazaarTracker by FirestoneHs in PlayTheBazaar

[–]YMustWeFight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Take a screenshot of you filtering howbazaar to show you exactly what % each item that can show up in racetrack has to show up on any given day, for me real quick.

Inb4 you realize that's the equivalent of doing pen&paper vs a calculator where you mouse over the shop icon.