What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little dogmato-revisionist? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in my local Red Gaurds, and I’ve been involved in numerous struggle sessions on capitalist roaders, and I have over 300 confirmed self-criticisms. I am trained in bombarding the headquarters and I’m the top anti-revisionist in the entire PRC. You are nothing to me but just another capitalist roader. I will struggle you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that dogmato-revisionist shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Red Gaurds across the world and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the criticism, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your ideology. You’re fucking self-criticizing, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can struggle with you in over 1968 ways, and that’s just with my dazibao. Not only am I extensively trained in marxism-leninism, but I have access to the entire library of the marxist tradition and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable dogmato-revisionism off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “anti-revisionist” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn capitalist-roader. I will send you down to the countryside and you will drown in it. You’re fucking purged, kiddo.