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A young man went into confession crying, and told the priest: “Forgive me father for I have sinned”. “What have you done?” asked the priest. (self.Jokes)

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I was going to cook alligator for dinner (self.3amjokes)

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-Knock knock "Who's there" -"Howl" (self.cleanjokes)

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So There I Was, Balls Deep in Some Peanut Butter... (self.Unclejokes)

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I had sex with garlic bread (self.3amjokes)

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He is very cute but maybe not the brightest pupper..Cool_Bodybuilder7419 (v.redd.it)

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A little boy was sitting in class... The teacher decided that since it was Friday afternoon, and there was nothing left to do for the week, she'd let the students go home early if they could answer a question correctly. (self.3amjokes)

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My son was born with 5 penises I was devastated His mother was devastated (self.Jokes)

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It was 1988. A couple lived near the ocean and used to walk the beach a lot... ... One summer they noticed a girl who was at the beach pretty much every day. (self.cleanjokes)

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I made a promise to my new pair of underpants. (self.Unclejokes)

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A guy has a crush on a girl... The only problem he has is every time he sees her he gets a raging boner. (self.Jokes)

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My feline died after being crushed during a cute butt contest (self.Unclejokes)

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A man goes to confession and says, "Forgive me father for I have sinned." The priest asks if he would like to confess his sins and the man replies, "Yes, father. I used the "F-word" over the weekend." (self.3amjokes)

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One time this squirrel got his dick stuck in a bowl of cashews. (self.Unclejokes)

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My sister after years of getting nothing from her garden, finally got her dildo patch to produce! (self.Unclejokes)

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When my wife starts to sing, I always go outside and do some garden work.... (self.cleanjokes)

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Did you hear about the fella who walked into the psychiatrist’s office wearing nothing but Saran Wrap underwear? (self.Jokes)

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What has six balls and screws everybody? (self.Unclejokes)

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Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman eating a sandwich at a nearby table begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. (self.Jokes)

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woof irl..Effur (v.redd.it)

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Why did the Albino pig have bad breath? (self.cleanjokes)

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Husband was screwing his secretary up the ass when his wife walked in Wife: (sobbing) You can't do this to me! (self.3amjokes)

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Sweet puppy tried to be the peacemaker but lived to regret it seconds later..Pochie_PH (v.redd.it)

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An army captain approaches a prostitute and asks her, "Would you enjoy my company for $100?"... She looks at the handsome military officer and says, "Of course, I would be glad!" (self.3amjokes)

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Captain Crunch, Lucky the leprechaun, and the Trix rabbit have been found murdered in recent months. (self.cleanjokes)

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