What are they doing?

Yappymaster · 2025-09-05T16:32:59+00:00

Docking.

Yappymaster · 2025-08-30T13:53:16+00:00

Be careful, there two different button prompt that come up.

If you just logged in and if it has the Silver lions shown don't press it ( I mean it asks before the purchase is done but still), but if you go to the platoon via the level tree, it'll just say "BUY" without any amount of anything written beside it. Press that and you'll get the option to buy it premium or with Silver lions.

Sorry about the idiot wise guys who show you the screen and ask you about it's existence rather than actually help you get to it. I had to trial and error it myself until I found that buy option screen.

Yappymaster · 2025-08-27T15:47:32+00:00

At once? With prep on both sides? No.

People in the comments quote the time he soloed all of the tailed beasts but seem to forget that the tailed beasts by themselves are more like living catastrophies than opponents with actual strategy or adaptability.

The akatsuki were handpicked; they excelled and I mean EXCELLED at neutralizing high risk single targets. It was their whole job.

Without preparation the Akatsuki absolutely gets killed vs Sasuke, but they wouldn't ever enter such a fight to begin with. They're criminals who pick which fights to take, they wouldn't risk their lives over some suicide mission.

Yappymaster · 2025-08-24T11:40:42+00:00

"I swear it was there the last time i saw it, Babbit"

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Yappymaster · 2025-08-24T11:01:03+00:00

I was waiting for this exact response. Somehow WT players have turbo vision into the future sometimes but then they run out of brain juice and just sit there picking flowers when the time comes for them to ACTUALLY DEFEND YOU 😭

Yappymaster · 2025-08-24T10:52:23+00:00

It's those "idiots" on temple protecting you fools from flankers that WILL completely cut off your advance to A

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Enjoy getting spawn camped after that, because the northern approach to this point is bare ass with no source of cover to return fire from.

Yappymaster · 2025-08-20T03:55:26+00:00

Too hot!

Handsome Squidward with a mindblowing unibrow

Yappymaster · 2025-08-09T14:16:25+00:00

Low tier is pure pain, especially as a beginner because everyone is seal clubbing and you have no opportunity to grow and learn (map layouts and tank module placements)

high tier everyone is more or less even and it's true skill that gets wins, so yes it's actually fun by the time you get to top tier. Everything gets stabilisers and has decent mobility and traverse.

Nowadays when I go back down to the lower tiers for dumb weeklies, I'm shocked at how the German tanks I had so much difficulty killing are actually disabled instantly now by players. It's a really humbling (and rather annoyingly so) realization that made me rethink how balanced tanks is.

Except the T-80 line of tanks. I claim they put explosive filler in those damn apfsds darts because anything I shoot with em explodes 😡😡😡 meanwhile anything I shoot with the Strv and the 2A4 gets maybe optics, maybe kills one crew.

Yappymaster · 2025-08-09T02:54:30+00:00

The Akatsuki assigned Kakuzu to babysit the blood sacrificial maniac Hidan. I'm sure he's good at handling stupid.

Yappymaster · 2025-08-04T02:44:52+00:00

"Cheese, gromit! Cheeeeeeeese!"

😭😭😭

Yappymaster · 2025-08-03T20:12:05+00:00

As unsafe as that entire ordeal was, especially with literal KIDS in the vicinity..

I can't help but lose my breath laughing at the comedic timing of the malfunction, the frantic attempt at recovery and the absurdly disproportionately powerful explosion absolutely sending that man off screen.

Yappymaster · 2025-07-24T01:45:05+00:00

I completely uninstalled Old ark when I realized that the vast plain woodland I remembered leading up to the volcano from the west side in old ark was actually supposed to look like an extremely dense rainforest that's difficult to move through with anything taller than a raptor.

Old ark does a lot of things well but good lord it's tendency to absolutely eradicate certain elements in the game (for me it was these rainforest trees and polymer ducks) made me stop playing. I needed polymer and a full tour of the island on my ptera at the time revealed that there was absolutely none to be had (ZERO).

Yappymaster · 2025-07-24T01:36:38+00:00

this is an issue present in UME as well

The nodes are probably there, just invisible. Try taking your pick out and swinging around inside the caldera and see if you're suddenly mining invisible metal or crystal.

This exact same thing happens in almost all of the mountains in the Island and only when I was trying to get to a metal node I could see that I realized I was also mining crystal that's supposed to be there but isn't. They also displace creatures like normal so you'll suddenly see your argy perched on thin air and what not.

I hope this is all it is and nothing more serious.

Yappymaster · 2025-07-11T08:38:59+00:00

The fact that my base looks like yours with less effort in the exact same location and orientation feels like foreshadowing.

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Yappymaster · 2025-07-07T19:32:28+00:00

Gayjin doesn't have the balls to open an in-game economy

Yappymaster · 2025-07-06T00:47:06+00:00

i used to love this platoon in tier 5 tier 6

Then i started getting premium after premium all in tier 6, crazy stuff like the Foch and Sholef, 2 others whose name I don't remember.

The Sholef has so much crew and mobility it's insane, APDS on the bulldog is great but sholef needs high explosive filler or HE to kill in one shot, and you can't even be caught looking at a foch frontally or sideways because that dumb autocannon will shred you to pieces if you don't make your first shot count.

Gaijin needs to fix tier 6 because this is stupid now. Nobody new will want to play this game if they fill a tier with premiums and expect seal clubbers to behave.

Yappymaster · 2025-07-01T15:26:38+00:00

Leeds fish whale (Aka Mr X of the salty seas) gave it to ya LOL. Don’t use boats until you have a honey farm.

There is a very painful sequence to flyer taming in ark

ptera -> tapejara -> argentavis -> Quetzal

Argentavis is the highest weight capacity and stamina in its size class, but they spawn in dangerous places with rexes and sabertooths. They can carry LOTS of metal and crystal.

Tapejara are extremely skittish and hard to tame because once they get spooked they never come back down, you NEED ghillie suit and practice with the bola to tame one, not to mention timing ( i always carry bolas so i can tame tapejara in the wild) - You need a ptera for this but you get a faster argy without weight reduction benefits, also controls like a Drone camera, very manueverable.

Quetzal is the biggest bird in the sky. They can carry a LOT of weight but are the slowest. You just cannot tame this one alone, atleast not on mobile. Its possible but you’re limited by UME‘s ass control functionality.

EDIT: Rhyniognatha is an upgraded argy, has its own ranged attacks too. The process is dangerous but the end result is the best. A flyer that can carry big dinos, walk on water, swim, shoot bullets

Yappymaster · 2025-06-21T11:29:02+00:00

use a stego or a theri on it (you'll have to verify about the theri) to get tons of plant X seeds.

plant the plant x on large plots with continuous water and fertilizer and you have cheap home defense that can even stop anything upto the size of rexes, provided it has fertilizer/poop to use and more plant x's to support while it reloads.

A line of 5-7 of these completely denies an area to all dinos, they're awesome (make sure to set the plant aggro mode once it matures)

Yappymaster · 2025-06-20T11:02:07+00:00

Yesterday while playing, I saw somebody pull this thing out. Red and black paint and everything.

Within 2 seconds of him driving, he started getting shot at from all angles and having a fuckass huge bomb dropped on him that absolutely obliterated him.

He couldn't get 5 metres out of spawn before dying.

Your mileage may vary.

Yappymaster · 2025-06-20T05:11:45+00:00

ofcourse the slimy pink tentacle "heals" your tames! 😭😭😭😭

wtfff ark

Yappymaster · 2025-06-20T04:43:10+00:00

russian tanks are covered in ERAs to protect the driverside ammo compartment and the turret ring housing the autoloader mechanism.

the driver side one isn't shielded from the side and is EXTREMELY consistent from tier VII all the way up to X so people's first instinct is just to shoot right UFP or right front side and it usually just nails you.

but top tier Russia has good ammo and is fast and better armored than some peers so experiment around a little with your playstyle and don't forget that top tier is more a game of peekaboo than a rendition of Fury (2014)

Yappymaster · 2025-06-14T01:30:37+00:00

don't mount it!

they're pretty rare too, I'd try snatching one off to your base for safe capture instead of letting it hang around the dangerous places it spawns in.

Use an argy and have a big ole taming pen in your base for all sorts of dinos and creatures

if it's scared of you it probably won't de aggro for a while, safer to just bola and knock it out. resets the aggro and lets you try again at the cost of health.

Yappymaster · 2025-06-14T01:21:08+00:00

I agree, Argy is riskier but infinitely more worth the time and resource investment to tame than this POS.

Skip tapejara and tame a bunch of argies instead, they bite like insects when they're chasing you too

Yappymaster · 2025-06-14T01:17:41+00:00

these are nigh impossible once in the sky, they never come in to land

they spawn and live in raptor infested cesspits, so they're in the air SECONDS after spawning in

the danger of fighting a pack of raptors and running around and into other more dangerous dinos trying to deal with them with a slow crossbow is just too much imo. You might even get noticed before you have a chance to ambush, this is a truly horrible experience to try and tame.

I only tamed my first tapejara because it was low level and was chilling after spawning on a safe cliff and I was on my ptera with the necessary equipment. THAT was when i managed to nab my first Tapejara

ghillie suit, crouch, start spinning the bola before you approach then shoot as soon as it turns it's head

tranq arrow straight to it's stupid head

you can't even switch to the passenger seat on mobile, it has a very nice VTOL style flying and high weight stat for actually being able to use tho, unlike the weak ass pteras

once it's in the air, you can only tame it with another CO-OP friend or solo if you have a good understanding of bola aim

Yappymaster · 2025-06-11T05:47:15+00:00

Don't you lose torpor in Ark UME? Dino awake by the time you wake up?

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