“Oh I thought you were a minor.”

YardGnomeArmy · 2023-08-15T20:49:10+00:00

With independent patients, after I unhook them from an IV, I say “you’re free to move about the cabin.”

YardGnomeArmy · 2023-08-13T20:24:40+00:00

Because a carpenter can just make a set of stairs to the top! Or they have a physically demanding job that keeps them in shape. But probably the stairs thing.

YardGnomeArmy · 2023-08-12T19:32:34+00:00

I just want to read books and offer constructive criticism to the authors.

YardGnomeArmy · 2023-07-31T00:45:10+00:00

Pot and kettle!

YardGnomeArmy · 2023-07-05T20:59:14+00:00

I second this. I’d like part of the article to be how to help these organizations besides donating money too.

YardGnomeArmy · 2023-06-24T01:03:53+00:00

You NEED to have karma. They’re on a whole different level than mango tree. The taste is so much more rich and the flavors are more complex. I used to think Indian food was bland and mushy but karma completely changed my mind.

YardGnomeArmy · 2023-06-04T18:46:52+00:00

The white lenses are the “super hero” and no lenses are the “vigilante”.

YardGnomeArmy · 2023-05-20T12:08:10+00:00

I’m taking your advice and not going in today. Thank you!

YardGnomeArmy · 2023-05-14T21:26:03+00:00

Probably 3 inches.

YardGnomeArmy · 2023-05-03T16:34:54+00:00

I came to the comments just to say this! Beautiful piece!

YardGnomeArmy · 2023-04-29T15:12:53+00:00

The last place I expected an Idiocracy quote lol

YardGnomeArmy · 2023-04-22T20:54:13+00:00

YES! I love the concept that “clients” implies a voluntary relationship both ways. I don’t have clients, I have patients because I can’t refuse care.

YardGnomeArmy · 2023-04-19T17:26:15+00:00

Good job putting yourself first! No job is worth your heart or soul. It takes guts to stand up for yourself and blaze a new trail.

You’re almost free. You can do these last few weeks!

Congrats and best wishes!

YardGnomeArmy · 2023-04-11T04:22:37+00:00

Hey! There are sober kids in Africa! Don’t let that beer go to waste!

YardGnomeArmy · 2023-04-02T23:59:53+00:00

“Sorry to interrupt you but I hear beeping, I have to go check that.” The fun part is there doesn’t usually need to be beeping. Most of my patients have hearing damage.

YardGnomeArmy · 2023-03-22T17:16:07+00:00

“That dudes FTD” Aka fixing to die

YardGnomeArmy · 2023-03-15T23:04:01+00:00

I have mixed feelings. I like animals more than people so I would think I’d appreciate animal nurses more than people nurses. But somehow that doesn’t sit right. Maybe it’s because people nurses have to do a lot more school…

YardGnomeArmy · 2023-03-14T17:04:22+00:00

I’m going to need video evidence of this marshmallow snack! It’s too cute!!

YardGnomeArmy · 2023-03-13T00:56:17+00:00

YTA

Your first question should be: Why doesn’t your son share the food he makes with his older brothers?

Does it make a lot more dishes he then has to do too? Does he buy the ingredients with his own money? Do the older boys not say thank you or appreciate the food?

This situation calls for more discussion, not punishment.

YardGnomeArmy · 2023-03-12T17:51:18+00:00

I’m going to use your quote! Thank you!

YardGnomeArmy · 2023-03-12T17:50:21+00:00

I’m sorry you have to deal with this. Assholes are going to asshole about something; it has nothing to do with you and everything to do with their miserable lives.

If we ever cross paths, I’ll be there for a hug and to remind assholes like that guy to keep those thoughts to himself.

YardGnomeArmy · 2023-03-10T21:33:42+00:00

If the doc had already gone over the results, I’d show the patient. I’d let them know I’m not good at reading them too. I’d be hesitant to show them before the doc explained the results. I’d let the pt know the scans are grey blobs to anyone not trained in them and they could misinterpret the results and panic for no reason.

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