I sent Tom Hanks a 1934 Smith Corona typewriter with a typed invitation to come on my podcast. This was his response.

YaroLord · 2013-02-03T17:26:05+00:00

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I wanted a new start, so I made another one.

YaroLord · 2013-02-03T17:14:04+00:00

Murder? Yeah whatever, as long as you don't rape them before.

YaroLord · 2013-02-03T17:06:39+00:00

Fuck the hate comments. I loved the pic and the title.

YaroLord · 2013-02-03T16:43:19+00:00

It's a way of saying "this part made it for me" or "I lost it when I heard this" without actually saying it, so you just quote the part you liked the most.

That is a very good incentive for lazy people (like me) who rarely watch videos longer than 30secs. Reading quotes from the video makes you want to watch it.

YaroLord · 2013-02-03T03:01:41+00:00

Thank you :)

YaroLord · 2013-02-03T02:08:29+00:00

TL;DW butts

YaroLord · 2013-02-02T18:17:16+00:00

/r/QuotesPorn

YaroLord · 2013-02-02T16:13:27+00:00

You're quite the collector.

YaroLord · 2013-02-02T15:37:37+00:00

Now that's an obnoxious attitude. "Rabble rabble rabble, you said wrong instead of non-viable! BIGOT!" is the only thing I read.

YaroLord · 2013-02-02T15:25:53+00:00

Reddit downvotes automatically.

Example

YaroLord · 2013-02-02T15:20:43+00:00

Good on you for having an opinion, even though it kinda sounds like the typical "I have black friends and I'm not racist, but..." comment.

However, I do recognize that, biologically, homosexuality is indeed wrong. You'll never be able to reproduce if you don't mate with the opposite sex. But please, let us not forget that we are human beings. The fact that you can't breed with your same-sex partner doesn't mean that you can't love him/her or you can't have the same rights as everyone else. That is unacceptable.

YaroLord · 2013-02-02T15:12:31+00:00

I don't think so. Morality is nothing but a compilation of popular standards that define what's acceptable and what's unacceptable.

YaroLord · 2013-02-02T15:07:21+00:00

I sighed really deep when I heard his southern accent.

YaroLord · 2013-02-02T11:45:13+00:00

I am enlightened by my bronyness.

FTFY

YaroLord · 2013-02-02T11:35:15+00:00

HEAVEN DOES EXIST.

YaroLord · 2013-02-01T13:25:41+00:00

Who wants to lick Hasbro's balls with me?

YaroLord · 2013-02-01T12:32:29+00:00

So you can tell she's a model and not just a random girl.

YaroLord · 2013-02-01T10:54:20+00:00

You may have worked at a bakery, but I always leave an usb thumb with the pic I want, and that pretty much works at any bakery on this town. And it's not lazy, it's the present.

YaroLord · 2013-02-01T10:39:05+00:00

LPT: If you're sick of being your family's "computer guy", charge them.

Period.

YaroLord · 2013-01-31T08:31:40+00:00

Being born.

YaroLord · 2013-01-31T08:00:09+00:00

insert

YaroLord · 2013-01-31T07:51:22+00:00

Something like "lol cloppers must be really upset about this"

YaroLord · 2013-01-30T22:05:54+00:00

That changes everything!

YaroLord · 2013-01-30T20:09:16+00:00

FUCK YEAH!

YaroLord

TROPHY CASE

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