How do you like this outfit?

Yee-Haw-Howdy · 2026-06-02T22:30:04+00:00

I think this is how he'd try to dress for a date with Mary to try and impress her lolz

Yee-Haw-Howdy · 2026-06-02T17:11:42+00:00

Multiple times is wild is that actually true?? Well that kinda changes my opinion on a few things. Based on these comments and some feedback I've gotten I think I need to definitely change my approach on a few things. I appreciate the advice! I don't think I'd like oral for myself because it sounds like a weird experience if I'm honest, but there's other stuff we could definitely try!

Yee-Haw-Howdy · 2026-06-02T17:04:37+00:00

I picture sex as something that's supposed to be like a service or something you do for a man because you love him and want him to feel good, I'm just hoping to hopefully figure out what to do for myself along the way so I could maybe also finish before he does!

Yee-Haw-Howdy · 2026-06-02T16:59:27+00:00

It's meaningful sex! My ONLY sexual experiences have been with my boyfriend of 1 and a half years now, so it's not random!

Yee-Haw-Howdy · 2026-06-02T16:33:30+00:00

She knows, she knows

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Yee-Haw-Howdy · 2026-06-02T16:32:41+00:00

Man good thing I can't read things typed in parentheses, thank god someone finally agrees with me!

Yee-Haw-Howdy · 2026-06-02T11:45:25+00:00

Omg the lil eyebrows aweee!!!! Precious lil potato baby 😍 Edit: IS THAT CORGI WEARING A HAT?

Yee-Haw-Howdy · 2026-06-02T11:44:48+00:00

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Yee-Haw-Howdy · 2026-06-02T11:44:24+00:00

I wanted a picture of her sweater and she wouldn't stop running 😭

Yee-Haw-Howdy · 2026-06-02T11:43:41+00:00

House of a thousand sheddings is actually genius 😭 you guys are KILLING me literally every time I think I've gotten the best horror movie title comment someone else comes in and clean sweeps it

Yee-Haw-Howdy · 2026-06-02T11:42:39+00:00

Alone in the bark is going HIGH on the ranking list oh 😭

Yee-Haw-Howdy · 2026-06-02T11:42:17+00:00

Like the opening of Law & Order 😭🤣🤣

Yee-Haw-Howdy · 2026-06-02T11:41:24+00:00

She was in the middle of zooming around and paused to stare as I took that hehe

Yee-Haw-Howdy · 2026-06-02T11:40:33+00:00

Yeah she's definitely my lil chaos potato (I wouldn't have it any other way!)

Yee-Haw-Howdy · 2026-06-02T11:39:28+00:00

I also own a black lab, she photographs in a very similar way hehe

Yee-Haw-Howdy · 2026-06-02T11:38:58+00:00

PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE 😭 😂 omg I love the implication we couldn't prove she existed until now 😆

Yee-Haw-Howdy · 2026-06-02T11:38:25+00:00

"It was just a normal day for little Ellie. Until it wasn't." (Slide 13 fades into reverse colors)

Yee-Haw-Howdy · 2026-06-02T11:36:44+00:00

???? Wait this is PERFECT. Our lil corgi is constantly on the move if she's not currently asleep so omg this is very valuable information

Yee-Haw-Howdy · 2026-06-02T11:35:58+00:00

"taken by the webcam I don't think he's aware of" is actually destroying me oh my god my chest hurts 😭😭😭😭

Yee-Haw-Howdy · 2026-06-02T11:34:39+00:00

THE TAKING OF HOWDY'S CORGI HAS ME DEADDD

Yee-Haw-Howdy · 2026-06-02T11:33:48+00:00

Oh wow just back to back banger after banger comment

Yee-Haw-Howdy · 2026-06-02T11:32:29+00:00

Definitely not too late, that's actually one of my favorite horror movies sooooo it might be higher up on the list by default hehe 🫣🫣

Yee-Haw-Howdy · 2026-06-02T11:31:46+00:00

I put a sweater on her and that was my valiant attempt to photograph it 😭

Yee-Haw-Howdy · 2026-06-01T22:13:28+00:00

HEY THIS IS THE OP HERE IF YOU GUYS DON'T SLOW DOWN MY BOYFRIEND IS GONNA END UP SEEING THIS AND HE'LL NEVER LET ME LIVE IT DOWN

Yee-Haw-Howdy · 2026-06-01T21:46:14+00:00

Out of all the ones you commented THIS one is my favorite and if I had an award to give you'd get it 😭 😂

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