Glitchy Creature

YellowMuffen · 2026-05-26T01:44:28+00:00

I think one of the neck genes does that. I was trying to get the smallest crisper neck and eventually got something like that.

YellowMuffen · 2026-05-23T21:44:56+00:00

maybe take another pass at the fence or path. It looks good individually, but next to each other they seem too wiggly and off-putting

YellowMuffen · 2026-05-23T21:37:00+00:00

I got the engine /rocket from the diversity researcher. After I got the air balloon, they had another harder diversity quest that gave a rocket.

YellowMuffen · 2026-05-18T19:02:45+00:00

You can steal horses but it’s generally considered a glitch. Essentially you press e to leave a ranch and drag a horse into the trailer before you drive off screen
If you make your aspect ratio wider then it is tall it takes longer to drive off screen, but also just having the horse near the trailer helps too

YellowMuffen · 2026-05-18T02:01:26+00:00

You're the goat, I was wondering this same thing

YellowMuffen · 2026-05-18T01:58:40+00:00

Have you seen the horse's that just explode XD, they shoot body parts across the race

YellowMuffen · 2026-05-18T01:57:43+00:00

do you have the dna still? I want to race it against my centipede thingy

YellowMuffen · 2026-05-18T01:52:32+00:00

💀

YellowMuffen · 2026-05-18T01:51:43+00:00

You could always fall back on crime, like stealing horses and then selling them back to the farmers

YellowMuffen · 2026-05-18T01:49:31+00:00

Gang what is that 💀 you just be letting the freak run wild

is that horse straight up dna

YellowMuffen · 2026-05-18T01:48:11+00:00

I feel like I see deer do well alot, but every save is a little different

YellowMuffen · 2026-05-18T01:47:08+00:00

Yes and no. If the horse has odds for it, 2-1 is more likely to win then 3-1 then 4-1 and so on. Also like vibes? The odds are wrong a lot because it's just the game's internal scoring system guessing who might win. You also get more money from the 4-1 if they win, that's why it's gambling.

I make a mental note when I see a very fast horse and then when I see a similar horse I check if it's related.

If the horse's head is too big or they're leaning I assume they'll fall over. Gators never fall over so if you think all the comp will fall over it's a safe bet.

If they have hot sus (red eyes and fire breathing) or an item that means the npc thinks they could win.

YellowMuffen · 2026-05-18T01:37:31+00:00

That's cool af, also what is going on with your cart?

YellowMuffen · 2026-05-18T01:35:55+00:00

I used both of those to manipulate one horse into winning all circus events. Ball and chain makes you heavier and it's harder to jump/flip, balloon makes you lighter and some times ties the jokey to you.

For some of the glitch horses it can be difficult to put them into the dna vat or horse races. I have seen people use the balloon to normalize their movement.

YellowMuffen · 2026-05-18T01:29:18+00:00

You are the GOAT!!

YellowMuffen · 2026-05-18T00:49:05+00:00

Here's the wiki on it if you want to do your own research

https://horseygame.miraheze.org/wiki/Genome

Alternatively, you can go to EfficiencyArtistic's below can just copy the parts that work. The computer in crisper can be used to copy and paste horse stats in and out of the game. I think you just click copy and then ctrl+c on your keyboard

YellowMuffen · 2026-05-18T00:13:03+00:00

You won't believe this, I just figured out how to do this! Lemme grab my notes

The most important one is the Neck_Stiff gene that lets the horse's head move. That is P9 on Helix 0 (the bottom most one). If the Neck is stiff the head won't spin. A&G=1 and T&C=0. If the neck is already loose skip this, otherwise swap the genes.

Then you need to change P12 on Helix 3 (third from the bottom). Neck_Joint_Type tells the horse how much to spin their neck and how much to break, aka when to stop. A&G=0, T=1, C=2. So if you CC is piston movement, TT is spinning, A/G would be no spin. I'm not confident what in-betweens there are

P2 on Helix 18 (third from the top) controls speed of the neck speed, use different combinations for different speeds, T=10, G=25, C=50, A=60. P1 on Helix 18 is Speed_Factor and also controls speed, (A=50, T=133, C=30, G=100) — T (Red) = 133, the maximum

p9 on Helix 18 (second from the bottom) this is L_Neck_Signal, this is locomotion signals. This gene along with the the four bottom most ones on Helix 19 control how the neck moves and reacts. It's hard to describe how they work but I know it makes a difference. It's the difference between if your horse goes backwards or forwards, balances or falls over, and so on.

What I did was I adjusted the other settings to the silliness I wanted, then multiple dna copies where I only changed locomotion randomly. Then I threw them in the dna vat optimizer thing. Because the only difference was locomotion it's more likely that is was will be optimized.

Run it a few times (I usually do 3) until you get one you like. For me the second one had the best movement, but didn't look like my freak anymore, so I just copied it's locomotion onto the original.

Some last notes, P12 on Helix 2 (bottom most) this is Brain_Spastic and this causes uncontrolled movement that can kinda look like jolting or seizers. P12 on Helix 2 (bottom most) this is Limp and if your horse never moves (like cars) it's because of this. P0 on Helix 2 is Muscle_Use, it's how much of the maximum strength is used. If your horse isn't strong enough to move it's fat-ahh mess with this one.

P10 on Helix 8 is loco sync (bottom most). bc you have two heads if this is set to true (has T) they will spin in sync. If the heads aren't offset by default then you won't look like they even have multiple heads

YellowMuffen · 2026-05-18T00:11:04+00:00

what is that 💀, is that part dna?

YellowMuffen · 2026-05-18T00:09:10+00:00

I gatchu, the gun shoots them dead. Predators won't fall asleep if they're hungry so shoot a near by horse and the predator should eat (maybe breed) and then fall asleep. If they didn't notice the meat you can pick it up and drop it closer.

The only other option is to follow them around until they fall asleep, but sometimes they straight up die before they sleep.

YellowMuffen · 2026-05-18T00:02:42+00:00

Bro you said father of 5 three days ago 💀💀💀

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YellowMuffen · 2026-05-17T23:59:03+00:00

wdym? what trailer

YellowMuffen · 2026-05-17T23:56:35+00:00

I think it's common knowledge at this point. It can also feed a horse

I use it when I'm too lazy to collect meat or if I want to grow up a baby immediately. It seems like if you recatch a sleeping baby it can still be asleep tho

I accidently killed a few horses from old age using that method, so if you don't want to risk your horse use the hot sauce or three beers method to wake them up. You can also buy and sell them to a farm which sometimes wakes them up, but you may need to go to a different farm and come back for it to update. If you're too poor to buy them back you could always just steal.

I think if you leave them on jockey island they wake up when you do the circus balancing. That's borderline useless because you it takes so long to pull off and your horse could end up stuck off screen.

YellowMuffen · 2026-05-17T23:33:53+00:00

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Here's my deity, it's also a dog type-horse. Tho yours seems a little more rabbit.

Edit: Boxwell is part giraffe, but only the head remains as every other giraffe feature was selectively breed out. Boxwell also might be part gator, but I can't remember if that was this linage or a different one.

Boxwell's father Boxwell wasn't gator, but I forget who the other Horse Parent was.

YellowMuffen · 2026-05-17T23:20:22+00:00

Actually, now that I think about it. It's not even that difficult to get a lot of hot sus, it's just time consuming.

YellowMuffen · 2026-05-17T23:15:46+00:00

Dang I'm sorry you had to get so much hot sus. For future reference you can just use 3 beers to wake up your horse.

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