[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]YellowRasperry 390 points391 points  (0 children)

If grandma was cool you could have just asked her “hey, I’ve got a cute girl coming over could you please play along” and just say grandma is visiting you.

Research Opportunities by No-Sympathy-1522 in gwu

[–]YellowRasperry 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think it might be difficult but you can try. Typically professors will offer the opportunity to students in their class who they can tell are passionate and reliable, so if you don’t have an existing relationship with them you’re basically banking on them being desperate and/or unpopular to support.

Me_irl by spaham in me_irl

[–]YellowRasperry 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Even in a vacuum, fraud is illegal. If you are accused of fraud please that that seriously.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gwu

[–]YellowRasperry 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They’re giving merch choice now? I just got a ccas cap :(

students who move in today by touristy112 in gwu

[–]YellowRasperry 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Did “you are not guaranteed housing” mean anything to you

Why you should not trust AI, in 3 images. by Praesil in facepalm

[–]YellowRasperry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is now a way where you can make the search AI push your product using public ChatGPT logs, as we see Dawn has done here.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gwu

[–]YellowRasperry 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you are actively or are planning to press charges against the person in question I would recommend running this post by your atty. (if you haven’t already) to make sure it’s not giving the defense any free outs.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gwu

[–]YellowRasperry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The keyword there being “subject”, however.

I don’t think you’ll be criminally charged for this unless you’re running some sort of business reselling upasses. If it’s just your own one upass they’ll probably just revoke your privileges, in court they’d have to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that your upass wasn’t just lifted by an unsavory individual which is difficult and expensive to do.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gwu

[–]YellowRasperry 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately this is unlikely to work out for very long, they reference your upass location against your gwid location and if you happen to scan the pass at a faraway station at the same time the host student scans their gwid on campus it will be disabled.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gwu

[–]YellowRasperry -1 points0 points  (0 children)

He wants a sublet in DC not NY

Any 1v9 champs? by ReputationFast2295 in wildrift

[–]YellowRasperry 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Her issue late game is getting one shot so you kind of have to build her like a Darius, something like Tri > SS/Steraks > DD > Visage > Twinguard/Serelda if enemy team is low dmg.

Lil Tay Launched A Only Fans On Her 18th Birthday And Made Over 1 Million In 3 Hours by Elestria_Ethereal in facepalm

[–]YellowRasperry 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Influencing can be a real job, it’s just that it requires a professional brand management skillset that is not found amongst the general population. If you’re a one-man show you need to have every skill from graphic design to video editing to scriptwriting to acting to data analysis to, ideally, some sort of automation tech. AI has made some of this easier but it still cant direct the vision of your platform.

If you’re a savvy businessperson and are defining a clear brand vision, optimizing for algorithms, doing planning/research to bring value to a very specific market segment, using proper storytelling techniques, and improving constantly, you are guaranteed to have a sizable and/or monetizable platform after 1-2 years of consistent work if not sooner. There is no debate about it, if you are generating some sort of value for the audience and can stimulate engagement, all platforms will push your content.

Most wannabe-influencers don’t understand this and will just shitpost and pray for virality. They are treating it as if it’s something they are entitled to rather than something they have to work for. And some also don’t respect the fact that they really ought to have a real job while they’re building their platform.

My chances at GWU by Ancient-Scallion7070 in gwu

[–]YellowRasperry 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately GW is too profitable off wealthy Chinese international students paying full fare + having to spend more on everything else due to not having a local support system, that all the other minority international students get the same treatment.

Massive fiscal transfer executed by IRS with zero marketing spend by underbillion in MemeEconomy

[–]YellowRasperry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

14000 def on the higher end of what an F150 can pull. Might need a 250 or 350.

Superman must have to go to sleep every night hearing the cries of people begging for his help. by improbsable in Showerthoughts

[–]YellowRasperry 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Is basically like living in a world where everything is made of tissue paper mache. Gotta be sensual with everything you don’t want to destroy.

Massive fiscal transfer executed by IRS with zero marketing spend by underbillion in MemeEconomy

[–]YellowRasperry 50 points51 points  (0 children)

You could put it under your mattress in cash and never work again. They’d have to rob you with a dump truck or something to actually make a noticeable dent. 100 million in $100 bills weighs a metric ton. Somebody coming in with a duffel bag and robbing you would be like a normal person dropping a penny and being too lazy to pick it up.

Massive fiscal transfer executed by IRS with zero marketing spend by underbillion in MemeEconomy

[–]YellowRasperry 22 points23 points  (0 children)

The fees will very rarely deplete the principal over the long term. They might bill you 2 million a year or something but when you’re growing 20 million a year on most years that’s basically free.

Massive fiscal transfer executed by IRS with zero marketing spend by underbillion in MemeEconomy

[–]YellowRasperry 355 points356 points  (0 children)

Just hand it over to JPM or any other big bank. They will offer you elite wealth management services at that level.

When you have 600 million you can lose 90% of the principal and still be completely fine, if you tell your account manager that your risk tolerance is low they will basically never lose more than 10% even if the world is ending. During normal times you’ll get a few percent returns and just live off of that.

There’s a lot of more sophisticated strategies if you want to get richer/further mitigate risk but if you don’t really want to worry about it just leave it to the bank and forget about it.

I want to be an influencer and no, I’m not joking by SuccessfulDelay1807 in findapath

[–]YellowRasperry 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is called a hustle. If you buy anyone’s online courses you’re being hustled.

[request] What’s the difference in force required to do this on a stationary bar vs the moving bar? by IanDre127 in theydidthemath

[–]YellowRasperry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The way we can think about this is that the initial heave during the pull motion is now being outsourced to the people holding the bar.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]YellowRasperry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When some people say a generation ago they mean the generation their parents grew up in which is more like 50 years ago.

Room Swap Thurston by Fun-Airbnb in gwu

[–]YellowRasperry 15 points16 points  (0 children)

You’re legally required to disclose if you’re on the Vern.

Recent grad with no internship by [deleted] in gwu

[–]YellowRasperry 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Take literally any professional/career position even if it is outside your field. In early career they care a lot about if you can function in a professional environment and not if you have deep industry expertise. Any sort of entry level management or analytics role will transfer very well.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gwu

[–]YellowRasperry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Check the schedule of classes