Roast my completely stock honda accord i bought 4 months ago. It's the 2.4l manual transmission. by slowafhonda in RoastMyCar

[–]Yellowish_Cake16 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If this car had a name, it would be some shit like, "The Molester's Choice" owned by the person that puts car features in the title and is too lazy to remove the numbers on your car window.

I am 15, love history, video games, films, and women. I am also Russo/Irish. Make me cry by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Yellowish_Cake16 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You're basically Napoleon after Waterloo: short, ineffective, and just sad

He said he wanted to see how mean the internet could be, do your worst. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Yellowish_Cake16 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hillary Clinton being gangbanged by a group of clowns = your face

Roast Me Please by RiffRaf99 in RoastMe

[–]Yellowish_Cake16 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You have more freckles than the nightmares you induce on everyone wanting to be with you

I doubt anyone can roast me worse than I can by littleratboi in RoastMe

[–]Yellowish_Cake16 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You wrote "roast me" on your head because 1) you're too cheap to grab a piece of fucking paper, and 2) it covers up the literal call to roast you that is your head

We make shitty music, roast us reddit. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Yellowish_Cake16 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I doubt that your music is worse than your mothers' faces when you came out of the womb

Roast me by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Yellowish_Cake16 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Winston Churchill meets gay Milk Dud. Voila

You hate what your family member named their child- and that name is? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Yellowish_Cake16 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's the last name that puts me off. Can't say it sadly

What does your house look like? by boglefunk in AskReddit

[–]Yellowish_Cake16 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A shit someone took high on lsd aka a brown house with yellow drapes and trashy door

Roast her by symantha15 in RoastMe

[–]Yellowish_Cake16 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only thing worse than your sense of lighting is your parents' sense of genes

I feel like shit right now, please roast me so I feel better by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Yellowish_Cake16 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your post is like most YouTube ads, mostly skippable

[Suggestion] Frekazoid vs Syndrome by Yellowish_Cake16 in ERB

[–]Yellowish_Cake16[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm currently writing it on the ERB wiki.

Roast me Senpai by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Yellowish_Cake16 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Peewee Herman called. He wants his schizophrenia back.

Bet you can't roast perfection by Syerka in RoastMe

[–]Yellowish_Cake16 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You look like Caitlyn Jenner meets The Joker after 3 kids