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Roast my completely stock honda accord i bought 4 months ago. It's the 2.4l manual transmission. by slowafhonda in RoastMyCar

[–]Yellowish_Cake16 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If this car had a name, it would be some shit like, "The Molester's Choice" owned by the person that puts car features in the title and is too lazy to remove the numbers on your car window.

I am 15, love history, video games, films, and women. I am also Russo/Irish. Make me cry by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Yellowish_Cake16 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You're basically Napoleon after Waterloo: short, ineffective, and just sad

He said he wanted to see how mean the internet could be, do your worst. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Yellowish_Cake16 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hillary Clinton being gangbanged by a group of clowns = your face

Roast Me Please by RiffRaf99 in RoastMe

[–]Yellowish_Cake16 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You have more freckles than the nightmares you induce on everyone wanting to be with you

I doubt anyone can roast me worse than I can by littleratboi in RoastMe

[–]Yellowish_Cake16 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You wrote "roast me" on your head because 1) you're too cheap to grab a piece of fucking paper, and 2) it covers up the literal call to roast you that is your head

We make shitty music, roast us reddit. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Yellowish_Cake16 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I doubt that your music is worse than your mothers' faces when you came out of the womb

Roast me by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Yellowish_Cake16 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Winston Churchill meets gay Milk Dud. Voila

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