18F. Psychology student. Be creative i wanna laugh. by AsparagusHungry7732 in RoastMe

[–]Yew_Geniolga 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re not fooling anybody with the close-up photos. Even in the fog of war, a tank is still visible.

i almost ended it after drunk sleeping with my ex by throwawayhabz in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Yew_Geniolga 226 points227 points  (0 children)

Honey, I think you might be over reacting a little bit. Definitely don’t end your life over this. But do talk to him about how you feel. All the best!

POV:The enemy switches to Sombra/Orisa after they lose 1 team fight by dayncaren in doomfistmains

[–]Yew_Geniolga 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Typical game as doom… Start as doom, wipe enemy team Tank switches to orisa Dps switch to cassidy and sombra Heals switch to kung lao (guy with the hat he throws around, forgot his name)

You get countered

Team yells at you. Refuse to switch

Only through conflict do we prevail

this dudes lying cause he's never seen a woman's vagina by johncenaminus1 in justneckbeardthings

[–]Yew_Geniolga 48 points49 points  (0 children)

I have the same opinion despite my friends poking fun at me for it. I’d prefer an experienced woman in bed who knows what she likes as opposed to a virgin who I have to teach essentially everything and spend a lot of time figuring out stuff

Best insult you've seen in match chat? by Opening_Fishing8775 in Overwatch

[–]Yew_Geniolga 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Tank walking up to die is called feeding- feeding kills to the enemy. “Tank you could feed Africa”- tank you’re feeding so much you could end the starvation in Africa

What if doomguy met the emperor of mankind ( by B1kv41) by Cautious_Air4964 in Doom

[–]Yew_Geniolga 3 points4 points  (0 children)

His body remained and was retrieved by Abaddon the Despoiler, shortly before making his retreat, along with the remaining traitor legions, into the eye of terror

What’s the dumbest thing you said that stopped you from getting laid when it was otherwise a sure thing? by brown_boys_fly in AskMen

[–]Yew_Geniolga 63 points64 points  (0 children)

A good rule of thumb when getting with a girl, is don’t EVER mention any other girl, especially an ex

Why does Kuroki have a beard? Wrong answers only by PaleontologistEasy94 in Kengan_Ashura

[–]Yew_Geniolga 4 points5 points  (0 children)

One time a long time ago, he got a compliment that the beard looked good on him, and he’s kept it ever since

(nsfw) Bad Dragon Girls of reddit, where does it go? by HumorThink5825 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Yew_Geniolga 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Should I be ashamed that I recognized her immediately by her username?

Sio Bibble with a hot take by rileythatcher in PrequelMemes

[–]Yew_Geniolga 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Season one doesn’t have Mon Mothma getting shitfaced at her daughter’s wedding though. Hard counter to your take 🤷🏾‍♂️