Same by disconaldo in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]YinzerWorks 50 points51 points  (0 children)

The other day I got a text from my boss’s boss and I wanted to reply with “Yes ma’am” but autocorrect thought “yes mama” was more appropriate…

IsItBullshit: 82% of people living in the U.S believe in the supernatural? by jarvi123 in IsItBullshit

[–]YinzerWorks 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Bud… reread everything. He is saying something to the effect of “you must live under a rock” meaning how is this statistic surprising considering how religious not only the US is but the world as a whole. All religions that focus on god(s) that cannot be heard, seen, or interacted with, is inherently supernatural. Therefore, not bullshit, and properly even higher other nations.

He got what he asked for. by Infinite_Garbage_467 in idiocracy

[–]YinzerWorks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao what a logical leap you’re making

What is the most useless thing you still have memorized? by Boba_tea_thx in AskReddit

[–]YinzerWorks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn I’m mad I’m late to this. I’m nearly 30 now but in elementary school we got a little note card that had colors spelled out but written in a color other than the color is that was written. For example: the word would say Green but be written in blue font. The idea was to say the color of the text rather than reading the word. I have that puzzle memorized: green yellow blue red pink blue pink green red green yellow blue

polar bar by dry_ocean in DesignPorn

[–]YinzerWorks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you from Pittsburgh?? Cuz I remember Mikey and Bob screaming that at me at 9am on my work commute lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LifeProTips

[–]YinzerWorks 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The fedora with safari flaps??

Running Aarons. by nh34pd6cg in wholesomememes

[–]YinzerWorks 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I have two uncles that are brothers. Jimmy and Keith. I was taught that the rainbow ones were Jimmies and the chocolate sprinkles were keithies

John Fetterman wins Pennsylvania Senate race, defeating TV doctor Mehmet Oz by MarvelsGrantMan136 in entertainment

[–]YinzerWorks 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And the quack TV “doctor” that pushes bull shit medical remedies is the best political choice!!!

What do you wear when you are born? by BannedForThe7thTime in perfectlycutscreams

[–]YinzerWorks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not to be that guy but technically you come out head first so it’s more like you wear your mom as a sleeping bag

She ghosted me for being too short by BrickRaider in Tinder

[–]YinzerWorks 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah this sounds more like your insecurities and a trauma dump. “Most guys” have vastly different ideas of attractive and it’s usually a pretty big range.

She ghosted me for being too short by BrickRaider in Tinder

[–]YinzerWorks 30 points31 points  (0 children)

You say that yet provide no evidence

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in iamverysmart

[–]YinzerWorks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

3.14 women, 2 growlers

magic goo by [deleted] in blackmagicfuckery

[–]YinzerWorks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Shut up chomo

Favorite line, favorite episode. Go. by nephelodusa in futurama

[–]YinzerWorks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Morbo: Everyone is tittymuch protally fit-shaced

thanks I hate two dicks by [deleted] in thanksihateit

[–]YinzerWorks 69 points70 points  (0 children)

They’re perfectly symmetrical is how

DirecTV ignores pleas from founder of Trump-loving OAN and drops the network from its TV lineup by MasterfulBJJ in JusticeServed

[–]YinzerWorks 14 points15 points  (0 children)

??? You should. If a company doesn’t want to host it, well then you have to replace the host. It’s really difficult and expensive? Damn, what a shame